Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Lozenges for Rambo

I read in an actual news report last week that Stallone has decided to make Rambo IV. And now I know what he'll be using as 'ammunition'.

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Makes your penis hard. Won't make you handsome!

What kind of crap are they shilling on the internet these days?! I want a pill that makes me handsome, intelligent, kills pain, AND does the usual Viagra magic.

Monday, June 13, 2005

Yes,Even you can afford a Cartie now e

I wonder if a fake Cartier watch that is missing the last letter in the name is also missing the number 12 on the dial and that you'd always be late for lunch. Okay, I've stopped wondering now.

Sunday, June 12, 2005

Slim your legs and gut

From face-on you'll look like a twig. But your ass will still be huge and in profile you'll look like a woman who's pregnant back-to-front.

Saturday, June 11, 2005

Your account will be cancelled.

I really wish this was a real email from Mastercard...

Friday, June 10, 2005

It`s a revolution!

I just looked out the window, and I don't think it is. There's a guy walking his dog and a couple of kids hanging around who might be plotting something, but I can't see any marching, chanting, banner-waving crowds, beret-wearing bearded men, or anything like that. Shame - it's a dull day.

Thursday, June 09, 2005

Re: Just doo lt

This gives me a mental image of a sneaker stepping in dog shit.

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