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I'm trying to find a publisher for a book version of good things from spam, with a few extras such as cartoons and spam poetry. If you're interested in finding out more, or just want to encourage me, please email me.

Saturday, June 07, 2003



Celebrate 20% off in June

Wow! June has 20% off. That's great because my birthday's in July, and I guess 20% off in June means it will arrive about a week early.


Friday, June 06, 2003



AAEwf immprrovedd portfoolio a

Yes, this looks like it will be a good source of financial information. Maybe my stocks will grow just like the words in this subject line. Maybe I'm a foolio for thinking that.


Thursday, June 05, 2003



Fw: Tweety Bird keknjw kedp xxn

I almost opened this spam, I was so curious to find out what they hell they were selling. Maybe it was from Sylvester the cat. Maybe it's ornithological porn. Is xxn the birdie form of xxx?


Wednesday, June 04, 2003



You've Changed olkmttfsrb k

Yes, and so have you. You now know how to speak Inuit.


Tuesday, June 03, 2003



How is it applied?

Good question. How is it applied? I say two drops on a Q-tip, carefully smeared in a single, smooth, horizontal motion. That's what I think.


Monday, June 02, 2003



Re: Coverage for your teeth

What might this one be about? Enamel? Teflon? Spinach?


Sunday, June 01, 2003



Increased sexual control gcogkl

How can someone who writes 'gcogkl' have control over anything they do, especially sex? Take whatever this spam is advertising, go to your local bar and say, "Hey baby - how's about coming back to my place for some GCOGKL..." See what happens.


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