Friday, June 13, 2003
One, Two, Three.. crsppqkq eylyt l
Wow! How strange - that's the name of a game I play with my infant son.
Wow! How strange - that's the name of a game I play with my infant son.
Wednesday, June 11, 2003
where are you sexy
Well, if you must know, at the filling station. Inserting my nozzle, pumping the gas, sliding my credit card, screwing the cap back on. Oh, yeah, that's where I'm sexy.
Well, if you must know, at the filling station. Inserting my nozzle, pumping the gas, sliding my credit card, screwing the cap back on. Oh, yeah, that's where I'm sexy.
Tuesday, June 10, 2003
Be what she's looking for
What if she's looking for a nice pair of comfortable shoes? Or hair dye? Or a New Beetle? I can't be those things, no matter what spam says.
What if she's looking for a nice pair of comfortable shoes? Or hair dye? Or a New Beetle? I can't be those things, no matter what spam says.
Monday, June 09, 2003
I appologize for last monday, it's my mistake
I knew last Monday was someone's mistake. I had a minor car accident and my cat was extremely sick. Oh well, at least they 'appologized'.
I knew last Monday was someone's mistake. I had a minor car accident and my cat was extremely sick. Oh well, at least they 'appologized'.
Sunday, June 08, 2003
lp sproouut152 a megga peter – yah
There's something futuristically poetic about this one. Sproouut152 sounds like a Finnish post-grunge, male adolescent rock band. 'Megga' must be the superlative of 'mega'. I was wondering when hyperbolic marketers were going to come up with a word to replace 'mega', 'hyper', 'extreme' and the like. Now I know what they're going to do. They're going to add letters to the adjectives they've already over-used. So 'megga' means something like 'mega-mega'. Look out for 'extreeeme' and 'hyyper'. Peter's my dad's name, and it was his birthday yesterday. Yah!
There's something futuristically poetic about this one. Sproouut152 sounds like a Finnish post-grunge, male adolescent rock band. 'Megga' must be the superlative of 'mega'. I was wondering when hyperbolic marketers were going to come up with a word to replace 'mega', 'hyper', 'extreme' and the like. Now I know what they're going to do. They're going to add letters to the adjectives they've already over-used. So 'megga' means something like 'mega-mega'. Look out for 'extreeeme' and 'hyyper'. Peter's my dad's name, and it was his birthday yesterday. Yah!
