Friday, July 04, 2003
Put an end to neck strain!
Presumably selling guillotines...
Presumably selling guillotines...
Thursday, July 03, 2003
You are hot!
Yes I am - it's 30 degrees Celsius outside. Spam is so perceptive.
Yes I am - it's 30 degrees Celsius outside. Spam is so perceptive.
Wednesday, July 02, 2003
Make her gasp when she sees your penis for the first time.
It breaks my heart to think of all the spam I've missed...
What could this spam be selling? Flourescent paint? A small motor? Tiny diamond tiaras? Mink willy-warmers? The only limit to the good things from spam is our imagination...
It breaks my heart to think of all the spam I've missed...
What could this spam be selling? Flourescent paint? A small motor? Tiny diamond tiaras? Mink willy-warmers? The only limit to the good things from spam is our imagination...
Tuesday, July 01, 2003
You are alive!
Oh, thank god! I thought I might be like Bruce Willis in The Sixth Sense.
Oh, thank god! I thought I might be like Bruce Willis in The Sixth Sense.
Monday, June 30, 2003
I gotta know
What?
Okay, now my spam is talking to itself...These were two emails received one after the other this evening.
What?
Okay, now my spam is talking to itself...These were two emails received one after the other this evening.

