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I'm trying to find a publisher for a book version of good things from spam, with a few extras such as cartoons and spam poetry. If you're interested in finding out more, or just want to encourage me, please email me.

Friday, July 04, 2003



Put an end to neck strain!

Presumably selling guillotines...


Thursday, July 03, 2003



You are hot!

Yes I am - it's 30 degrees Celsius outside. Spam is so perceptive.


Wednesday, July 02, 2003



Make her gasp when she sees your penis for the first time.

It breaks my heart to think of all the spam I've missed...

What could this spam be selling? Flourescent paint? A small motor? Tiny diamond tiaras? Mink willy-warmers? The only limit to the good things from spam is our imagination...


Tuesday, July 01, 2003



You are alive!

Oh, thank god! I thought I might be like Bruce Willis in The Sixth Sense.


Monday, June 30, 2003



I gotta know
What?


Okay, now my spam is talking to itself...These were two emails received one after the other this evening.


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