Saturday, July 12, 2003
gijj a llaarge bubba smkt
Since a 'bubba' in Canada is a keg of beer, I would translate this spam as "Give me an even larger keg of beer than the one I just drank and make it snappy." But it could be Finnish, for all I know.
Since a 'bubba' in Canada is a keg of beer, I would translate this spam as "Give me an even larger keg of beer than the one I just drank and make it snappy." But it could be Finnish, for all I know.
Friday, July 11, 2003
The Lowest Just Got Lower
Selling hip-hugger jeans that show your whole ass-crack?
Selling hip-hugger jeans that show your whole ass-crack?
Thursday, July 10, 2003
How much more do you need?
$813,592.34. Then my money collection will be complete!
$813,592.34. Then my money collection will be complete!
Wednesday, July 09, 2003
You'll never forget
I can't believe you forgot
Two spams I received one after the other this morning. Does spam have schizophrenia?
I can't believe you forgot
Two spams I received one after the other this morning. Does spam have schizophrenia?
Tuesday, July 08, 2003
How To Take Mind Of Septic System
Why would anyone want to take the mind of a septic system? Is this something people aspire to? Could people like nuns get sick of having pure thoughts, and use spam to fill their minds with naughty ideas?
To be honest, I didn't even know septic systems had minds. Ahhh, spam — thanks to you I learn something new almost every day.
Why would anyone want to take the mind of a septic system? Is this something people aspire to? Could people like nuns get sick of having pure thoughts, and use spam to fill their minds with naughty ideas?
To be honest, I didn't even know septic systems had minds. Ahhh, spam — thanks to you I learn something new almost every day.
Monday, July 07, 2003
Fw: NO Agonizing Hanging Weights tramp
If the surrealists had begun their movement now they needn't have looked any further than spam for inspiration. Or is this spam actually directed at tramps? Do they have email? I suppose I shouldn't be so prejudiced as to assume that they don't. But why would tramps be using agonizing hanging weights in the first place? As I said, surreal...
If the surrealists had begun their movement now they needn't have looked any further than spam for inspiration. Or is this spam actually directed at tramps? Do they have email? I suppose I shouldn't be so prejudiced as to assume that they don't. But why would tramps be using agonizing hanging weights in the first place? As I said, surreal...
Sunday, July 06, 2003
Weight Loss While You Sleep
I guess the bed-bugs don't just bite, they munch big chunks out of you!
Or maybe it's a vampire looking for new victims?
I guess the bed-bugs don't just bite, they munch big chunks out of you!
Or maybe it's a vampire looking for new victims?
