Saturday, July 19, 2003
start increasing the size of.... peak h
What the heck is a peak h? Is it a secret code for a penis? When a man swims in a cold lake, does it turn into a peak c, or worse, an a or b? Do pornstars have peak y's and z's? What do I know, anyway? One day, with enough spam, I may become wise.
Oh – I just thought of this – there’s a mountain in the Himalayas called K2. Perhaps Peak H is its neighbour, and this spam is proposing some kind of conceptual art project where people climb to the top carrying, I don’t know, a stuffed animal or something, and then they leave it up there. If enough people do it, Peak H will indeed have increased in size. Yes, that’s probably what this spam’s about.
What the heck is a peak h? Is it a secret code for a penis? When a man swims in a cold lake, does it turn into a peak c, or worse, an a or b? Do pornstars have peak y's and z's? What do I know, anyway? One day, with enough spam, I may become wise.
Oh – I just thought of this – there’s a mountain in the Himalayas called K2. Perhaps Peak H is its neighbour, and this spam is proposing some kind of conceptual art project where people climb to the top carrying, I don’t know, a stuffed animal or something, and then they leave it up there. If enough people do it, Peak H will indeed have increased in size. Yes, that’s probably what this spam’s about.
Friday, July 18, 2003
Explore various gorgeous Russian brides
Following in the tradition of Christopher Columbus, Ferdinand Magellan, David Livingstone and Neil Armstrong, now you too can go where no man has gone before: the hills, valleys, crevices and dense forests of various gorgeous Russian brides. Make sure you take a flask of vodka for sustenance on the long voyage.
The Discovery Channel will be sending along a film crew to record your momentous trip, and the documentary will be aired as part of ‘Female Exploration Week’ this fall. Other shows include Scaling Mount Edna, The Frigid Finns: Myth or Reality? and Double Eclipse: Legend of The Silicone Goddess.
Following in the tradition of Christopher Columbus, Ferdinand Magellan, David Livingstone and Neil Armstrong, now you too can go where no man has gone before: the hills, valleys, crevices and dense forests of various gorgeous Russian brides. Make sure you take a flask of vodka for sustenance on the long voyage.
The Discovery Channel will be sending along a film crew to record your momentous trip, and the documentary will be aired as part of ‘Female Exploration Week’ this fall. Other shows include Scaling Mount Edna, The Frigid Finns: Myth or Reality? and Double Eclipse: Legend of The Silicone Goddess.
Thursday, July 17, 2003
All you can handle!
Targeted at plate-spinners, I imagine.
Targeted at plate-spinners, I imagine.
Wednesday, July 16, 2003
Look out your window
You left your umbrella
Spam looks like it might be showing the first signs of sentience. These two spams came in one after the other today. I looked out the window but I hadn't left my umbrella. I also didn't see the girl next door taking off her clothes (see yesterday's post).
You left your umbrella
Spam looks like it might be showing the first signs of sentience. These two spams came in one after the other today. I looked out the window but I hadn't left my umbrella. I also didn't see the girl next door taking off her clothes (see yesterday's post).
Tuesday, July 15, 2003
SEE the girl next door taking of her clothes
This spam was sent by Tom Jones. The singer? Don't know, but I guess he means "taking off" and I guess he hasn't seen who lives next door to me. It's okay, granny, I won't look!
This spam was sent by Tom Jones. The singer? Don't know, but I guess he means "taking off" and I guess he hasn't seen who lives next door to me. It's okay, granny, I won't look!
Monday, July 14, 2003
Come back I can come!you can come!
In my mind I see a Frenchman leaving home to join the foreign legion because he and his wife are sexually incompatible. She shouts this at him from the window, waving a couple of sex toys in his direction as the wind howls and the rain falls.
In my mind I see a Frenchman leaving home to join the foreign legion because he and his wife are sexually incompatible. She shouts this at him from the window, waving a couple of sex toys in his direction as the wind howls and the rain falls.
Sunday, July 13, 2003
Are you interested in stunning women?
What, with a cattle prod or something? Isn't that illegal?
What, with a cattle prod or something? Isn't that illegal?
