Friday, July 25, 2003
Desire A Brand New Method To Drop Weight?
That's a good question: does wanting something a lot really make you thinner? We know that actual intercourse burns calories, but does just fantasizing about it have the same effect? Maybe I'll get another spam with the answer.
That's a good question: does wanting something a lot really make you thinner? We know that actual intercourse burns calories, but does just fantasizing about it have the same effect? Maybe I'll get another spam with the answer.
Thursday, July 24, 2003
need a birthday present?
Nope - it was my birthday yesterday, so I already received several. Thanks, though.
Nope - it was my birthday yesterday, so I already received several. Thanks, though.
Tuesday, July 22, 2003
Babble drain the fat out
Selling hands-free cellphones for plastic surgeons?
Selling hands-free cellphones for plastic surgeons?
Monday, July 21, 2003
Temporary problems
Who would be interested in ‘temporary problems’? No, if you’re in the market for problems, the spam you want to see would offer unavoidable, long-lasting problems, like radiation sickness or being a Red Sox fan. (Apologies to half the residents of Chernobyl and Boston.)
Who would be interested in ‘temporary problems’? No, if you’re in the market for problems, the spam you want to see would offer unavoidable, long-lasting problems, like radiation sickness or being a Red Sox fan. (Apologies to half the residents of Chernobyl and Boston.)
Sunday, July 20, 2003
Download this!
I wonder if this is some kind of internet insult. "You wanna piece of me, buddy? Yeah? Well, download this!" which would be accompanied by a suitable gesture or the waving of one's "humungoous sworrd " (See post for June 28th 2003).
I wonder if this is some kind of internet insult. "You wanna piece of me, buddy? Yeah? Well, download this!" which would be accompanied by a suitable gesture or the waving of one's "humungoous sworrd " (See post for June 28th 2003).
