Saturday, August 02, 2003
canadian government regulation helps you save
I wish this were true, but the government here seems quite keen on helping me give them about a third of my money. Hopefully the government will receive this spam and do something to change the situation.
I wish this were true, but the government here seems quite keen on helping me give them about a third of my money. Hopefully the government will receive this spam and do something to change the situation.
Thursday, July 31, 2003
Jdutton, G lamour ou s Bvg la ri*W ATc heses SSGSRWXFher-in-law is a barrist
This one intrigued me. Quite surreal. I don't know what a barrist is, and it's not in the dictionary. Could it be one of those Starbucks 'barristas' who talk coffee-speak at each other to convince me that what they are doing is so important I don't mind paying $4 for a frothy coffee? Or maybe it's a barrister, who would therefore be doubly 'in-law'? The fact is, though, even if I knew, how would knowing that her in-law is a barrist convince me to buy a glamorous Bvlgari watch?
This one intrigued me. Quite surreal. I don't know what a barrist is, and it's not in the dictionary. Could it be one of those Starbucks 'barristas' who talk coffee-speak at each other to convince me that what they are doing is so important I don't mind paying $4 for a frothy coffee? Or maybe it's a barrister, who would therefore be doubly 'in-law'? The fact is, though, even if I knew, how would knowing that her in-law is a barrist convince me to buy a glamorous Bvlgari watch?
Wednesday, July 30, 2003
Craziness after drinking Iid Ja Ydhj Fruckn
What do these people expect? Who wouldn't go crazy after drinking Mongolian yak bile? At least I think that's what Iid Ja Ydhj Fruckn is. Maybe if I buy two cans I get my free mtskzs npax... (see yesterday's post)
What do these people expect? Who wouldn't go crazy after drinking Mongolian yak bile? At least I think that's what Iid Ja Ydhj Fruckn is. Maybe if I buy two cans I get my free mtskzs npax... (see yesterday's post)
Tuesday, July 29, 2003
buy 2, get 1 free mtskzs npax
What the heck is a mtskzs npax? I think it might be a Hungarian snack food. Anyway, the spam doesn't tell me what it is I have to buy two of in order to get my free mtskzs npax. That's just poorly-executed email marketing.
What the heck is a mtskzs npax? I think it might be a Hungarian snack food. Anyway, the spam doesn't tell me what it is I have to buy two of in order to get my free mtskzs npax. That's just poorly-executed email marketing.
Sunday, July 27, 2003
Shocking eBay Cash Machine - It's Easy & Free!
Electro-therapy for people who've gone crazy buying stuff online? Well, at least it's easy and free.
Electro-therapy for people who've gone crazy buying stuff online? Well, at least it's easy and free.
