Saturday, August 09, 2003
Have our doctors write your prescriptions rhny pe hyhhu
Well, my doctor may not have the best handwriting in the world, but anyone who writes "rhny pe hyhhu" as a prescription won't be getting my business.
Well, my doctor may not have the best handwriting in the world, but anyone who writes "rhny pe hyhhu" as a prescription won't be getting my business.
Friday, August 08, 2003
Introduce me please
Okay.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Deonne Bond, sender of this spam.
There. Happy, now?
Okay.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Deonne Bond, sender of this spam.
There. Happy, now?
Thursday, August 07, 2003
Anything on Anyone
I'd like mango chutney on my Auntie Audrey, George W. Bush covered with tar and feathers and Jennifer Lopez smothered in whipped cream. Over easy.
I'd like mango chutney on my Auntie Audrey, George W. Bush covered with tar and feathers and Jennifer Lopez smothered in whipped cream. Over easy.
Wednesday, August 06, 2003
Do you think it'll work?
I think we should try again
Here's how it works
Okay, this is getting a bit freaky. Three spams in a row in my inbox from different senders. Why don't they just talk to each other on the phone?
I think we should try again
Here's how it works
Okay, this is getting a bit freaky. Three spams in a row in my inbox from different senders. Why don't they just talk to each other on the phone?
Tuesday, August 05, 2003
Genius - keyboards
That's what I've been missing all these years - a genius keyboard! What's the point of reading books and trying to become more intelligent when all you need to do is buy a genius keyboard? Spam really is both entertaining and edifying.
That's what I've been missing all these years - a genius keyboard! What's the point of reading books and trying to become more intelligent when all you need to do is buy a genius keyboard? Spam really is both entertaining and edifying.
Monday, August 04, 2003
Inspiring new Career Opportunity in the Business of Recovering Judgments
I can't say I'm inspired, but I didn't know such a business existed. Are its main clients professional sports teams who need to know how long their players will remain injured? "I judge that Fernandez will recover in 3-4 weeks, with appropriate physiotherapy," would be a typical analysis. I always assumed that team doctors made those judgments, but I guess recovering is a complicated process.
I can't say I'm inspired, but I didn't know such a business existed. Are its main clients professional sports teams who need to know how long their players will remain injured? "I judge that Fernandez will recover in 3-4 weeks, with appropriate physiotherapy," would be a typical analysis. I always assumed that team doctors made those judgments, but I guess recovering is a complicated process.
