Friday, August 15, 2003
Did you hear?
Did you ever know?
Did I offend you?
Aaarrgh! The voices in my inbox... Make them stop!
Again, (see August 6th's post) three spams in a row which seem to be a paranoiac's mutterings.
Did you ever know?
Did I offend you?
Aaarrgh! The voices in my inbox... Make them stop!
Again, (see August 6th's post) three spams in a row which seem to be a paranoiac's mutterings.
Thursday, August 14, 2003
Guard Your Vehicle's Most Vital Components
I'm not sure this product is a good idea. What it says to car thieves is, "Sure, go ahead - take the radiator grille! The hubcaps are yours! Snap off the antenna!" Why not just get a car alarm and guard the whole thing? Just what are a vehicle's most vital components anyway and why doesn't the 'alernator' live up to its name and instantly transform my car into an alternative vehicle when I need it, such as a motorbike, to enable me to weave my way through a traffic jam?
I'm not sure this product is a good idea. What it says to car thieves is, "Sure, go ahead - take the radiator grille! The hubcaps are yours! Snap off the antenna!" Why not just get a car alarm and guard the whole thing? Just what are a vehicle's most vital components anyway and why doesn't the 'alernator' live up to its name and instantly transform my car into an alternative vehicle when I need it, such as a motorbike, to enable me to weave my way through a traffic jam?
Wednesday, August 13, 2003
Fwd: John sent this to me
No, I didn't. Or is there another John out there? And I thought my name was unique...
You never IM me anymore
...oddly enough, this one was sent from a person called Latrena Murphy, who I don't know, and therefore have never IM'd. What's strange is that my name also means 'toilet'.
No, I didn't. Or is there another John out there? And I thought my name was unique...
You never IM me anymore
...oddly enough, this one was sent from a person called Latrena Murphy, who I don't know, and therefore have never IM'd. What's strange is that my name also means 'toilet'.
Tuesday, August 12, 2003
Reverse Clogged Arteries, 1 Month FREE
And what happens if you don't want to pay after the first free month? They clog right back up again? Or does it mean that this product reverses the clogged arteries somehow, like when you turn the bend in your car, see a traffic jam up ahead, and do a u-turn before you get trapped in it?
And what happens if you don't want to pay after the first free month? They clog right back up again? Or does it mean that this product reverses the clogged arteries somehow, like when you turn the bend in your car, see a traffic jam up ahead, and do a u-turn before you get trapped in it?
Monday, August 11, 2003
The Magic of Artistic Paper-Cuts
Well, if I'd have known that paper cuts could not only be painful, but artistic and magical, I'd have become an old-fashioned secretary who's always filing things and licking envelopes! Is this a branch of S&M for people who don't want to do any really nasty stuff?
Well, if I'd have known that paper cuts could not only be painful, but artistic and magical, I'd have become an old-fashioned secretary who's always filing things and licking envelopes! Is this a branch of S&M for people who don't want to do any really nasty stuff?
