Saturday, August 23, 2003
Rply: No One Can Hide From You
I am God. Someone finally noticed. Thanks.
I am God. Someone finally noticed. Thanks.
Friday, August 22, 2003
FnUkoA magnet for chicks
Am I naive to think that this might be an actual magnet for actual chicks? Has battery-hen farming reached a new level, where young birds are magnetically attached to their perches, so they don't even need a whole cage? Or is FnUkoA Japanese for "Young woman sticky fun time"?
Am I naive to think that this might be an actual magnet for actual chicks? Has battery-hen farming reached a new level, where young birds are magnetically attached to their perches, so they don't even need a whole cage? Or is FnUkoA Japanese for "Young woman sticky fun time"?
Thursday, August 21, 2003
The case is closed
Want the full story?
Two spams received today. Are they really trying to sell court transcripts? Or official police investigation documents? Why not just watch TV?
Want the full story?
Two spams received today. Are they really trying to sell court transcripts? Or official police investigation documents? Why not just watch TV?
Wednesday, August 20, 2003
shake it off
This spam contained a nasty virus. I did try shaking my computer to get rid of it, and a couple of screws fell out, but that was it. Luckily, antivirus software did the trick instead.
This spam contained a nasty virus. I did try shaking my computer to get rid of it, and a couple of screws fell out, but that was it. Luckily, antivirus software did the trick instead.
Tuesday, August 19, 2003
I have it all!
Wow! A spam from God, obviously pleased at the phenomenal success of his debt consolidation efforts (see yesterday's spam).
Wow! A spam from God, obviously pleased at the phenomenal success of his debt consolidation efforts (see yesterday's spam).
Monday, August 18, 2003
Christian Debt Management - Debt consolidation with a Christian perspective!
I wonder what this could be offering. As I'm nominally a Christian, let me try to remember which bits of the religion might apply....
Maybe the Christian perspective is that all your debt disappears and is then resurrected in consolidated form three days later? Or is it one of those loaves-and-fishes things, where your $500 paycheck miraculously 'feeds' your $20,000 debt?
No, I suspect that an actor playing Jesus will show up at the Mastercard corporate headquarters, overturn all the money-changers' desks and say something like, "Curing the sick: $700. Turning water into wine: $125. Consolidating your debt on this low-interest-rate ChurchCard: priceless."
I wonder what this could be offering. As I'm nominally a Christian, let me try to remember which bits of the religion might apply....
Maybe the Christian perspective is that all your debt disappears and is then resurrected in consolidated form three days later? Or is it one of those loaves-and-fishes things, where your $500 paycheck miraculously 'feeds' your $20,000 debt?
No, I suspect that an actor playing Jesus will show up at the Mastercard corporate headquarters, overturn all the money-changers' desks and say something like, "Curing the sick: $700. Turning water into wine: $125. Consolidating your debt on this low-interest-rate ChurchCard: priceless."
