Saturday, August 30, 2003
y1kess, l.o.s.t. in her h.o.ll.e
Now, I suspect that this spam is promoting some kind of method for increasing penile size (I don't know for sure, because I never open these spams). My question, however, is that surely, were one to be a, er, bigger man, one would be less likely to get lost in a woman's hole. No?
Now, I suspect that this spam is promoting some kind of method for increasing penile size (I don't know for sure, because I never open these spams). My question, however, is that surely, were one to be a, er, bigger man, one would be less likely to get lost in a woman's hole. No?
Friday, August 29, 2003
Cän men lïve like kings ïn their own home?
A very good question, sent in by Amber Taylor, who seems to have a preference for Motörhead-style heavy metal spelling.
But this in turn begs the question, which kings? And how many? Nasty King John, who tried to kill Robin Hood? I think a bit of moustache-twirling around the house would go some way towards living like that particular king. Or Herod (even nastier) who was into slaughtering infants? You probably won't get away with that these days. How about Mad King George (the Third, of England), who went insane, tried to kill his son, and was one of the most unpopular monarchs in British history? Try to live like him and your home will probably soon come equipped with white, padded walls and rather good security.
A very good question, sent in by Amber Taylor, who seems to have a preference for Motörhead-style heavy metal spelling.
But this in turn begs the question, which kings? And how many? Nasty King John, who tried to kill Robin Hood? I think a bit of moustache-twirling around the house would go some way towards living like that particular king. Or Herod (even nastier) who was into slaughtering infants? You probably won't get away with that these days. How about Mad King George (the Third, of England), who went insane, tried to kill his son, and was one of the most unpopular monarchs in British history? Try to live like him and your home will probably soon come equipped with white, padded walls and rather good security.
Thursday, August 28, 2003
dzz.No..more.doctor. wy good
You would think that someone whose name is Luxmikanthan Hoenigmann would be able to write more clearly. Or maybe not.
Anyway, is this spam from someone who's been overprescribed some kind of drug? They woke up from their snooze ("Dzz."), tried to stop the doc administering more of the dastardly substance ("No...more..doctor."), but couldn't resist, and succumbed to the medication ("way good...") This is my interpretation, but it could just be from an illiterate.
You would think that someone whose name is Luxmikanthan Hoenigmann would be able to write more clearly. Or maybe not.
Anyway, is this spam from someone who's been overprescribed some kind of drug? They woke up from their snooze ("Dzz."), tried to stop the doc administering more of the dastardly substance ("No...more..doctor."), but couldn't resist, and succumbed to the medication ("way good...") This is my interpretation, but it could just be from an illiterate.
Wednesday, August 27, 2003
GAke Goot a bigg ttuummyy, no woorriies baabydwrldo
I think this one came from Fat Bastard, of Austin Powers fame. Ah cud eet a behbee!
I think this one came from Fat Bastard, of Austin Powers fame. Ah cud eet a behbee!
Tuesday, August 26, 2003
Response: Painkillers, Sleep Aids and More Dirt Cheap
Spam. It gives pain, it takes pain away. One-stop shopping for tortured souls and bodies. Dirt cheap, too!
Spam. It gives pain, it takes pain away. One-stop shopping for tortured souls and bodies. Dirt cheap, too!
Monday, August 25, 2003
Rply: Hidden Information Revealed
Make your mind up, spam. Am I all-seeing or not (see yesterday's post)? Or is this spam aimed at people who can't find one of their socks? Perhaps the internet will become intelligent one day, like in Terminator 3 (but friendly, not hell-bent on human destruction), and reveal such useful hidden information, instead of just being good for finding out the names of supporting actors in 80's movies.
Make your mind up, spam. Am I all-seeing or not (see yesterday's post)? Or is this spam aimed at people who can't find one of their socks? Perhaps the internet will become intelligent one day, like in Terminator 3 (but friendly, not hell-bent on human destruction), and reveal such useful hidden information, instead of just being good for finding out the names of supporting actors in 80's movies.
