Saturday, September 06, 2003
Just give it to me!
Why wouldnt you just give it to me
Okay, Elias and Rafaela (who sent these two spams), I don’t know what it is. That’s why I wouldn’t just give it to you. Try to be more specific next time. If it’s my cold (which is making my head hurt, my nose run and my ear ache), sure, I’ll give it to you.
Why wouldnt you just give it to me
Okay, Elias and Rafaela (who sent these two spams), I don’t know what it is. That’s why I wouldn’t just give it to you. Try to be more specific next time. If it’s my cold (which is making my head hurt, my nose run and my ear ache), sure, I’ll give it to you.
Friday, September 05, 2003
Re: 2003 can be a great year - you can feel younger
Isn't it a bit late to make predictions for 2003? Besides, the older I get, the better I feel. This 'feeling younger' is over-rated.
Isn't it a bit late to make predictions for 2003? Besides, the older I get, the better I feel. This 'feeling younger' is over-rated.
Thursday, September 04, 2003
Jdutton, Help us Put an END to SPAM!
Well, waddayaknow! This is literally the spam to end all spam...
Well, waddayaknow! This is literally the spam to end all spam...
Wednesday, September 03, 2003
New Years Resolution! Lose Weight Now!
You have to wonder about the willpower of someone who waits until now to send a spam about New Years Resolutions...
You have to wonder about the willpower of someone who waits until now to send a spam about New Years Resolutions...
Tuesday, September 02, 2003
AAnswwers forr yyour tummy
Well, I'm glad someone's got answers, because my tummy's certainly got questions. Such as:
"What the heck is this useless appendix thingy hanging off me?"
"Why do I feel so empty the next morning after 8 pints of beer the night before?"
and "Why can't the rest of the body stay with me at the top of the rollercoaster?"
Well, I'm glad someone's got answers, because my tummy's certainly got questions. Such as:
"What the heck is this useless appendix thingy hanging off me?"
"Why do I feel so empty the next morning after 8 pints of beer the night before?"
and "Why can't the rest of the body stay with me at the top of the rollercoaster?"
Monday, September 01, 2003
Now YOu can have it too
Hmmm...what could this be promoting? The Governorship of California, maybe?
Hmmm...what could this be promoting? The Governorship of California, maybe?
Sunday, August 31, 2003
kiing of dongss
Ah-ha! So that's the answer to Friday's question. At least one man can indeed live like a king in his own home. That man is none other than the King of Dongs! But I'm curioius; does the royal title mean that he reigns over all other dongs? Can he give them orders, have them pay tithes, send them into exile, that kind of thing? It's probably good that he stays at home, as far as the rest of us lesser mortals are concerned.
Ah-ha! So that's the answer to Friday's question. At least one man can indeed live like a king in his own home. That man is none other than the King of Dongs! But I'm curioius; does the royal title mean that he reigns over all other dongs? Can he give them orders, have them pay tithes, send them into exile, that kind of thing? It's probably good that he stays at home, as far as the rest of us lesser mortals are concerned.
