Saturday, September 13, 2003
A Night with Shania Twain - $170.95
I was under the impression that Shania's career was going quite well. Still, there's nothing wrong with making a few extra bucks, although I think she could probably charge more, especially if those are Canadian dollars.
I was under the impression that Shania's career was going quite well. Still, there's nothing wrong with making a few extra bucks, although I think she could probably charge more, especially if those are Canadian dollars.
Friday, September 12, 2003
Sick of snake oil that doesnt work, we have the answer.............................atomic
Why didn't I realize this sooner? I'm gonna throw out that jug of no-good, old, slimy snake oil and get me some atomic. It's sure to give me a healthy glow.
Why didn't I realize this sooner? I'm gonna throw out that jug of no-good, old, slimy snake oil and get me some atomic. It's sure to give me a healthy glow.
Thursday, September 11, 2003
`fatter, `longer, `harder... loophole
This is just what corporate tax lawyers have been waiting for!
This is just what corporate tax lawyers have been waiting for!
Wednesday, September 10, 2003
go north and save big
Since I'm already in Canada, where would I be going for my savings? The North Pole, I guess. And what's cheaper up there? Ice, snow...er...tickets to watch the Aurora Borealis? Or is there some gigantic warehouse-style megastore up there? No shortage of parking spaces, that's for sure.
Since I'm already in Canada, where would I be going for my savings? The North Pole, I guess. And what's cheaper up there? Ice, snow...er...tickets to watch the Aurora Borealis? Or is there some gigantic warehouse-style megastore up there? No shortage of parking spaces, that's for sure.
Tuesday, September 09, 2003
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS NEW HEALPH DISCOVERY
What discovery? Phe one which cures phat affliction whereby TH’s turn into PH’s? No, I don’t phink I have. Phanks for phe heads up on phat one.
What discovery? Phe one which cures phat affliction whereby TH’s turn into PH’s? No, I don’t phink I have. Phanks for phe heads up on phat one.
Monday, September 08, 2003
**What if you could.. fsb wvqwf
If I could fsb wvqwf I'd rule the world! No, the Universe! Mwah ha ha ha haaaa!
If I could fsb wvqwf I'd rule the world! No, the Universe! Mwah ha ha ha haaaa!
Sunday, September 07, 2003
someone that hurt me jse jgrarjodccqalvomsk x isch i hezhwmfmxhwsknphaoiv tflu x ikiek cw
First of all, who could possibly be interested in finding out about some stranger who hurt some other stranger? And secondly, when that person then says, “jse jgrarjodccqalvomsk x isch i hezhwmfmxhwsknphaoiv tflu x ikiek cw,” I would have to conclude that they are an extra-terrestrial, and this is just some trick to get me to try to help, which would lead to me getting suckered into unwittingly abetting a terrifying invasion of the Earth and the end of life as we know it.
Or else they passed out on the keyboard after being hurt by that certain someone. Who knows?
First of all, who could possibly be interested in finding out about some stranger who hurt some other stranger? And secondly, when that person then says, “jse jgrarjodccqalvomsk x isch i hezhwmfmxhwsknphaoiv tflu x ikiek cw,” I would have to conclude that they are an extra-terrestrial, and this is just some trick to get me to try to help, which would lead to me getting suckered into unwittingly abetting a terrifying invasion of the Earth and the end of life as we know it.
Or else they passed out on the keyboard after being hurt by that certain someone. Who knows?
