Saturday, September 20, 2003
President Bush has $4U
Ah-hah! A fiendishly clever plan to entice Saddam out of hiding. Is this the start of what future historians will refer to as the Spam Wars? I can hardly wait to see what transpires, but you have to admit that at this point spam is probably as useful a weapon as any.
Ah-hah! A fiendishly clever plan to entice Saddam out of hiding. Is this the start of what future historians will refer to as the Spam Wars? I can hardly wait to see what transpires, but you have to admit that at this point spam is probably as useful a weapon as any.
Friday, September 19, 2003
I need you here
Fair enough, but be more specific. If you’re in Honolulu, I’ll consider your needs. If you’re in Antarctica, you’re going to have to give me a bit more incentive (though I’m sure it’s all white and lovely and crisp down there).
Fair enough, but be more specific. If you’re in Honolulu, I’ll consider your needs. If you’re in Antarctica, you’re going to have to give me a bit more incentive (though I’m sure it’s all white and lovely and crisp down there).
Thursday, September 18, 2003
phwsphor coliseum nzs phovx
Hooray! My first spam in Latin! I'm just wondering if they make Latin keyboards with the numerals on the top row like mine, or do ancient Roman web users type XIV and so on using capital letters? Something to think about, as is what kind of market there might be for glow-in-the-dark coliseums. Sic transit gloria neti.
Hooray! My first spam in Latin! I'm just wondering if they make Latin keyboards with the numerals on the top row like mine, or do ancient Roman web users type XIV and so on using capital letters? Something to think about, as is what kind of market there might be for glow-in-the-dark coliseums. Sic transit gloria neti.
Wednesday, September 17, 2003
Zh Small balony ponnies geet ignored jjm
Through the murk of the misspelling I think I see....is it?...could it be? A herd of small baloney ponies! How could anyone ignore them? This is definitely one of the great injustices of our time. It's good to be alerted to such problems by spam. I promise, if ever I come across a small baloney pony, I will not ignore it. A tiny spam zebra would really be something to see though. Who needs hallucinatory drugs, when you've got unsolicited email?
Through the murk of the misspelling I think I see....is it?...could it be? A herd of small baloney ponies! How could anyone ignore them? This is definitely one of the great injustices of our time. It's good to be alerted to such problems by spam. I promise, if ever I come across a small baloney pony, I will not ignore it. A tiny spam zebra would really be something to see though. Who needs hallucinatory drugs, when you've got unsolicited email?
Tuesday, September 16, 2003
sex secret
This spam looks like so many others which aren’t interesting enough to merit inclusion on this site. But when I’m sent a ‘sex secret’ by someone called Abe Shipton, I have to wonder; the only Abe’s I’ve ever heard of are Lincoln and Homer Simpson’s senile father. Apologies to any young Abe’s who read this, but shouldn’t the sender of this spam have called himself something macho like Lance Powers or Stone McClure?
Male Enhancement Product Endorsed By Lexington Steele!
Well, whaddayaknow! This just in. Lexington Steele is exactly the name of someone who should be endorsing that kind of enhancement. Sorry, Abe — you lost to a man with a better name (and perhaps a bigger, er, reputation... )
This spam looks like so many others which aren’t interesting enough to merit inclusion on this site. But when I’m sent a ‘sex secret’ by someone called Abe Shipton, I have to wonder; the only Abe’s I’ve ever heard of are Lincoln and Homer Simpson’s senile father. Apologies to any young Abe’s who read this, but shouldn’t the sender of this spam have called himself something macho like Lance Powers or Stone McClure?
Male Enhancement Product Endorsed By Lexington Steele!
Well, whaddayaknow! This just in. Lexington Steele is exactly the name of someone who should be endorsing that kind of enhancement. Sorry, Abe — you lost to a man with a better name (and perhaps a bigger, er, reputation... )
Monday, September 15, 2003
FREE $100 Bed Bath and Beyond Gift Certificate! - Compliments of Mr. Beef
This piques my imagination for several reasons. Is it selling a gift certificate for a bed bath, like they give you in hospital? Do people usually pay $100 for that? But wait! – this is not just any old bed bath, it’s a bed bath and beyond! What could be beyond that? A bed shower? A lazy-boy bath? And when the whole offer is compliments of Mr. Beef, I have to wonder…is he the one giving the bed bath and beyond? I’ll just say no and keep giving myself baths in the tub.
This piques my imagination for several reasons. Is it selling a gift certificate for a bed bath, like they give you in hospital? Do people usually pay $100 for that? But wait! – this is not just any old bed bath, it’s a bed bath and beyond! What could be beyond that? A bed shower? A lazy-boy bath? And when the whole offer is compliments of Mr. Beef, I have to wonder…is he the one giving the bed bath and beyond? I’ll just say no and keep giving myself baths in the tub.
Sunday, September 14, 2003
I think we should try again
Is this from an ex-wife I’ve forgotten about? Or have the extra-terrestrials got a new plan for Earth invasion (see September 7th’s post)?
Is this from an ex-wife I’ve forgotten about? Or have the extra-terrestrials got a new plan for Earth invasion (see September 7th’s post)?
