Saturday, September 27, 2003
do place not refill until you check this site
As it’s against my principals (and safe computing practice) to open spam, I’m left wondering what it is I shouldn’t be refilling until checking this site. I hope it’s not referring to my bladder, as I’m refilling it with an nice cup of tea as I write this.
As it’s against my principals (and safe computing practice) to open spam, I’m left wondering what it is I shouldn’t be refilling until checking this site. I hope it’s not referring to my bladder, as I’m refilling it with an nice cup of tea as I write this.
Friday, September 26, 2003
Q sshe said you are llimp - WWow!jx
Yes, I would be excitedly saying WWow! too if she said that I was limp. What a fantastic compliment! Wow again! Limpness rules!
Yes, I would be excitedly saying WWow! too if she said that I was limp. What a fantastic compliment! Wow again! Limpness rules!
Thursday, September 25, 2003
Re:Oh Sildenafil Citrate !
Perhaps this is the name of a new dance craze, along the lines of the lambada and the macarena. Try singing it to the tune of “Hey, Macarena!” and you’ll see what I mean. Hmmm…I just did a bit of research into what exactly Sildenafil Citrate is, and, well, now I’m even more convinced it could be a new dance craze, though I’m not sure I’d want see the video.
Perhaps this is the name of a new dance craze, along the lines of the lambada and the macarena. Try singing it to the tune of “Hey, Macarena!” and you’ll see what I mean. Hmmm…I just did a bit of research into what exactly Sildenafil Citrate is, and, well, now I’m even more convinced it could be a new dance craze, though I’m not sure I’d want see the video.
Wednesday, September 24, 2003
Get 100,000 Unique Visitors - Starting at Only 9!
This is somehow more absurd than last Wednesday's small baloney ponies. What's so impressive about starting at only 9? I'd definitely be more impressed either starting at 0 or at something like 83,693. I suppose in the future, when cloning is in full swing, 'unique visitors' will be even more worth aiming for than they are now. Why 9? I hope I don't lie awake tonight thinking about that.
This is somehow more absurd than last Wednesday's small baloney ponies. What's so impressive about starting at only 9? I'd definitely be more impressed either starting at 0 or at something like 83,693. I suppose in the future, when cloning is in full swing, 'unique visitors' will be even more worth aiming for than they are now. Why 9? I hope I don't lie awake tonight thinking about that.
Tuesday, September 23, 2003
The server is down
Aww…poor server! I’ve been feeling a little down myself lately. I think your server’s probably experiencing the end-of-summer blues. You know, computers are like plants – you need to talk to them. Patting them gently also cheers them up.
Aww…poor server! I’ve been feeling a little down myself lately. I think your server’s probably experiencing the end-of-summer blues. You know, computers are like plants – you need to talk to them. Patting them gently also cheers them up.
Monday, September 22, 2003
RE: embower Welcome ! beljldnce
I think that this is some kind of summoning-of-the-devil spam. I thought that practitioners of the black arts would have an opt-in mailing list to distribute their chants to, instead of resorting to spam, but, then again, some think spam is the work of the devil anyway.
I think that this is some kind of summoning-of-the-devil spam. I thought that practitioners of the black arts would have an opt-in mailing list to distribute their chants to, instead of resorting to spam, but, then again, some think spam is the work of the devil anyway.
Sunday, September 21, 2003
Holy Cow..These girls are hot..er wait, that aint a girl
It’s hard to imagine that this spam would entice anyone to open it. If you’re homosexual, you’ll probably delete the spam after reading, “These girls are hot,” and if you’re heterosexual, you’ll probably be more than a little put off by the sender’s realization that the person in the photo they have sent is not 100% female.
It’s hard to imagine that this spam would entice anyone to open it. If you’re homosexual, you’ll probably delete the spam after reading, “These girls are hot,” and if you’re heterosexual, you’ll probably be more than a little put off by the sender’s realization that the person in the photo they have sent is not 100% female.
