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I'm trying to find a publisher for a book version of good things from spam, with a few extras such as cartoons and spam poetry. If you're interested in finding out more, or just want to encourage me, please email me.

Saturday, October 04, 2003



Fwd: You Can Make Up to $75 Per Hour Or More Now

In fact I already get paid up to or more than $75 per hour. Which is it – up to, or more? You decide.


Friday, October 03, 2003



imagine her eyes when she sees slingshot

I’m trying to imagine, but I don’t know what seeing slingshot means, except for what Goliath saw just before crashing to the ground. Even if I could imagine it, what then? Do I get a free gift?


Thursday, October 02, 2003



Auction Education -->E B A Y<-- bruckenthalia spiculifolia

I must admit, I was too curious, and had to look up what bruckenthalia spiculifolia is. I found this definition: “[n] small evergreen mat-forming shrub of southern Europe and Asia Minor having stiff stems and terminal clusters of small bell-shaped flowers.” If this is what’s being auctioned on Ebay these days, as opposed to memorabilia and collectibles, then I could see why education would be necessary. The things you learn from spam…



Wednesday, October 01, 2003



Avoid bankruptcy!

Okay I will. Good advice. For far too long now I’ve been flirting with bankruptcy, and thanks to this revelation from spam, I’ll steer well clear of it in the future.


Tuesday, September 30, 2003



illgzaaessie sayys small is 7bettter

First of all, for someone who is singing the praises of smallness, illgzaaessie sure likes making words longer. And is he/she saying that small is 7 better? Maybe the new Mini could be advertised using this concept: “It’s not just better, it’s 7 better!” Or maybe not.


Monday, September 29, 2003



Re: I apologize....I could not know that ypm

Well, that’s quite alright. I mean, how could you possibly know that ypm? Who does? In future, don’t even apologize. After all, spam means never having to say you’re sorry.


Sunday, September 28, 2003



½ðɽ¾°ÔÌáÐÑÄú£º¸ÃÓʼþ»³ÒÉÊÇÀ»øÓʼþ - im tired of masturbating. are you?

So that’s what masturbating looks like, written down.


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