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I'm trying to find a publisher for a book version of good things from spam, with a few extras such as cartoons and spam poetry. If you're interested in finding out more, or just want to encourage me, please email me.

Saturday, October 11, 2003



Dean Male Enhancer with Growth Society. This abuse was attacked by an enterprising reformer, bzeidggh

Okay, although I don't actually open any of the spam I receive, I can often read the first couple of lines in my Outlook Inbox. This one is funny enough just with the subject line, but when I saw the content I decided to make an exception and post it too. Here it is:

"and fifty-seven square miles, equal to twelve billions nine hundred
and its contents about 1,500 cubic yards; that is to say,"

So there you have it. This is indeed the dean of all male enhancers, and, despite the attack from an enterprising reformer (Monsieur Bzeidggh, from Brittany, I think), it's no wonder that a whole growth society has, well, sprung up. Any 'male enhancer' which 'enhances' to the tune of fifty-seven square miles would make anyone sit up and take notice. And then probably topple over gain, due to the redistributed weight.


Friday, October 10, 2003



you’ve got a good poker face

Damn! I have to turn off that webcam.


Thursday, October 09, 2003



Bad Credit = New Car

I just got back from rushing outside to find my new car. There wasn’t one. You just can’t believe what you read in spam.


Wednesday, October 08, 2003



watch you friends kagzemon itmef

How did they know? I love watching my friends kagzemon itmef. Except when the maple syrup starts getting on the walls and the gerbils gnaw at the chair legs. Apart from that there’s definitely nothing wrong with a bit of kagzemon itmefing among consenting adults. And gerbils.


Tuesday, October 07, 2003



xhhbb..Health from homegu

I’ll ignore the opening “xhhbb” which I assume is a nasty cough. What I want to know is, what the heck is homegu? Any suggestions? Can you sprinkle it on cornflakes?


Monday, October 06, 2003



lineprinter show swallowtail

Is this a fragment of a haiku?

Lineprinter
Show swallowtail’s death
Black ink out


Sunday, October 05, 2003



Mvs Maake that girl howl wmm

I think this one’s aimed at werewolves. I’ve got a hairy chest, but I don’t know why it was sent to me all the same.


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