Saturday, October 18, 2003
The secret of life is kedb eedqrrw
This one is a bit like in a movie where a dying character says something like, “The treasure is buried behind the…behind the…uuuughh,” and then dies.
This one is a bit like in a movie where a dying character says something like, “The treasure is buried behind the…behind the…uuuughh,” and then dies.
Friday, October 17, 2003
Gay Hitchhiker, from real life ( sunshine driest )
I’m not really up to speed on what’s going on in the gay community, but do they have sun-dried hitchhikers as well as tomatoes?
I’m not really up to speed on what’s going on in the gay community, but do they have sun-dried hitchhikers as well as tomatoes?
Thursday, October 16, 2003
Hard times ahead!
What I like about this spam is the positive attitude implied by the use of the exclamation mark. I shouldn’t worry anyway, because the same day I received a spam entitled There's no problem from a certain Chick P. Demone, who I think used to sing with the Platters in the 1950’s.
What I like about this spam is the positive attitude implied by the use of the exclamation mark. I shouldn’t worry anyway, because the same day I received a spam entitled There's no problem from a certain Chick P. Demone, who I think used to sing with the Platters in the 1950’s.
Wednesday, October 15, 2003
Explore Every Fetish!
Climb every mountain...
Really, though, it's a lifetime's work, exploring every fetish, and my admiration goes out to the man, woman or gerbil who undertakes such a project.
Climb every mountain...
Really, though, it's a lifetime's work, exploring every fetish, and my admiration goes out to the man, woman or gerbil who undertakes such a project.
Tuesday, October 14, 2003
Make Your Sperm PERFECT! ca jcybk
Wouldn’t that be a bad thing to do? The whole reason sperm do their job is because they’re not all perfect, otherwise the poor, solitary egg would kind of choke on the one billion sperm produced per ejaculation. And even if the lady on the receiving end of this sperm is taking the pill, wouldn’t the sperm just swim around indefinitely in there, since they’re perfect, and wait till she forgets to take her contraceptive, then pounce?
Still, it would make a good movie starring George Clooney: The Perfect Sperm.
Wouldn’t that be a bad thing to do? The whole reason sperm do their job is because they’re not all perfect, otherwise the poor, solitary egg would kind of choke on the one billion sperm produced per ejaculation. And even if the lady on the receiving end of this sperm is taking the pill, wouldn’t the sperm just swim around indefinitely in there, since they’re perfect, and wait till she forgets to take her contraceptive, then pounce?
Still, it would make a good movie starring George Clooney: The Perfect Sperm.
Monday, October 13, 2003
Make the Government return your tax-money
Why didn't I think of that sooner? Tax the government! Right back at you! After all, I already give the government many services, such as voting in elections, driving on the right hand side (even though I'm from England) and recommending Canada to everyone I know overseas. I think I'll start at a flat 12% rate, with a sliding scale going up to 34%, depending on the government’s contribution to my wellbeing in a given year. Good idea, spam! Perfect for Canadian Thanksgiving Day (today).
Why didn't I think of that sooner? Tax the government! Right back at you! After all, I already give the government many services, such as voting in elections, driving on the right hand side (even though I'm from England) and recommending Canada to everyone I know overseas. I think I'll start at a flat 12% rate, with a sliding scale going up to 34%, depending on the government’s contribution to my wellbeing in a given year. Good idea, spam! Perfect for Canadian Thanksgiving Day (today).
Sunday, October 12, 2003
hajlet inserferometer
I guess this must be the device you need to measure your ‘male enhancement’ once it reaches a magnitude of fifty-seven square miles (see yesterday’s post).
I guess this must be the device you need to measure your ‘male enhancement’ once it reaches a magnitude of fifty-seven square miles (see yesterday’s post).
