Saturday, October 25, 2003
agige dehide
Excellent! My first spam from a pirate! I can just picture him, typing with his hook, bellowing, “Haaargh! Land-lubbers beware! Before I makes ye walk de plank I’m goin’ ta agage de hide. Haaargh!”
Excellent! My first spam from a pirate! I can just picture him, typing with his hook, bellowing, “Haaargh! Land-lubbers beware! Before I makes ye walk de plank I’m goin’ ta agage de hide. Haaargh!”
Friday, October 24, 2003
Older Women are more Experienced
Isn’t everything that’s older more experienced? And in other news – rain is wet, birds have wings, and more Britons use toothpaste for cleaning their jewellery than their teeth.
Isn’t everything that’s older more experienced? And in other news – rain is wet, birds have wings, and more Britons use toothpaste for cleaning their jewellery than their teeth.
Thursday, October 23, 2003
foxglore narthy tbuwb mr zpzxqyboo
Lewis Carroll couldn’t have put it better himself…
Lewis Carroll couldn’t have put it better himself…
Wednesday, October 22, 2003
You can attract everything, for $64
So that’s how Magneto got his start… I never realised how cheap it was these days to get special powers. I suppose it’s because of improved technology and competition from low-wage workers in the Third World.
So that’s how Magneto got his start… I never realised how cheap it was these days to get special powers. I suppose it’s because of improved technology and competition from low-wage workers in the Third World.
Tuesday, October 21, 2003
Saw YOU in church, loved what I saw.
That stained-glass window of me hanging out in the pub with the apostles attracts far too much attention.
That stained-glass window of me hanging out in the pub with the apostles attracts far too much attention.
Monday, October 20, 2003
Gettin funky just got Funkier at FunkyFingerShades.com mN
Okay, this is waaaay to much funkiness for first thing in the morning. Besides, my fingers don’t wear shades.
Okay, this is waaaay to much funkiness for first thing in the morning. Besides, my fingers don’t wear shades.
Sunday, October 19, 2003
Make all shrew of your de’bts disappear bjwkkoij
I thought I was fairly well educated, but I never knew that the collective noun for a lot of debt was a ‘shrew’. I could have sworn it applied to a group of ex-wives. Thanks for putting me straight there, spam. However, if all my debts, the whole shrew of them, did disappear, then I would certainly leap around saying, “Bjwkkoij!”
I thought I was fairly well educated, but I never knew that the collective noun for a lot of debt was a ‘shrew’. I could have sworn it applied to a group of ex-wives. Thanks for putting me straight there, spam. However, if all my debts, the whole shrew of them, did disappear, then I would certainly leap around saying, “Bjwkkoij!”
