Saturday, November 01, 2003
How is your male member doing?
Oh, good question! He's been waiting for someone to ask that for a really long time. Hang on.... Uh-huh....Okay. He says he's doing fine, and thanks for inquiring.
Oh, good question! He's been waiting for someone to ask that for a really long time. Hang on.... Uh-huh....Okay. He says he's doing fine, and thanks for inquiring.
Friday, October 31, 2003
ure immediate ittention xmymfb2c
Okay, so hillbillies are finally on the net. If they can learn to stop passing out on the keyboard with mental exhaustion after typing three words, I might find out what it is they need my attention for.
Okay, so hillbillies are finally on the net. If they can learn to stop passing out on the keyboard with mental exhaustion after typing three words, I might find out what it is they need my attention for.
Thursday, October 30, 2003
You could be arrested today ..
That's true. The Kafkaesque machinations of spam give me the willies...
No one is innocent - we can prove it ! zsngdohbv ry
...and this spam goes to show that I'm right to be paranoid.
That's true. The Kafkaesque machinations of spam give me the willies...
No one is innocent - we can prove it ! zsngdohbv ry
...and this spam goes to show that I'm right to be paranoid.
Wednesday, October 29, 2003
Your kids read rite?
Know, you'res?
Know, you'res?
Tuesday, October 28, 2003
Your Colon W<|10>
I'm not sure if W<|10> is an emoticon which represents my innards, like ;-) represents me smiling and winking in that leery way that always gets me slapped by women, but if it is indeed my colon, how do they know? Has someone slipped a webcam up my bum without me realizing it?
I'm not sure if W<|10> is an emoticon which represents my innards, like ;-) represents me smiling and winking in that leery way that always gets me slapped by women, but if it is indeed my colon, how do they know? Has someone slipped a webcam up my bum without me realizing it?
Monday, October 27, 2003
washproof Hey, Remember me ? ken
Oh, yes, I remember you, Ken. Back in primary school we called you 'Washproof Ken' and I guess you're just as smelly now.
Oh, yes, I remember you, Ken. Back in primary school we called you 'Washproof Ken' and I guess you're just as smelly now.
Sunday, October 26, 2003
FIND your NEIGHBORS WIFE online!!
I had no idea she was missing. Can spam carry out the same service for cats and dogs, I wonder?
I had no idea she was missing. Can spam carry out the same service for cats and dogs, I wonder?
