Saturday, November 15, 2003
Spam problem ? breast ptl
Well, that’s an alternative to making a blog about spam – perhaps I should just breast ptl instead.
Well, that’s an alternative to making a blog about spam – perhaps I should just breast ptl instead.
Friday, November 14, 2003
Re: was tinged with gxiyz
I imagine the following poetic, sad scene: "After five years of staring at each other from their respective twenty-third floor offices, their meeting on the sidewalk below, as Jeremy plummeted to his death, was tinged with gxiyz."
By the way, gxiyz is very hard to remove from fabric, no matter how much you scrub, but is a really good word for Scrabble.
I imagine the following poetic, sad scene: "After five years of staring at each other from their respective twenty-third floor offices, their meeting on the sidewalk below, as Jeremy plummeted to his death, was tinged with gxiyz."
By the way, gxiyz is very hard to remove from fabric, no matter how much you scrub, but is a really good word for Scrabble.
Thursday, November 13, 2003
dye woman fifty convention
Dyewoman is one of the lesser known superheroes. Fifty years ago this week a mild-mannered hair salon floor sweeper was accidentally doused with a radioactive batch of henna, and Dyewoman was born! She constantly outwits her arch-enemies Mousey Brown and Graygrannie, wearing a plastic cape and armed only with a bleach applicator.
Dyewoman is one of the lesser known superheroes. Fifty years ago this week a mild-mannered hair salon floor sweeper was accidentally doused with a radioactive batch of henna, and Dyewoman was born! She constantly outwits her arch-enemies Mousey Brown and Graygrannie, wearing a plastic cape and armed only with a bleach applicator.
Wednesday, November 12, 2003
Gët Largë Men, Säfely glunwqtd
Oh, cool – I’m moving house in two weeks’ time, so I need some large men, but I haven’t ordered any because I was worried that they wouldn’t have been glunwqtd according to government safety standards.
Oh, cool – I’m moving house in two weeks’ time, so I need some large men, but I haven’t ordered any because I was worried that they wouldn’t have been glunwqtd according to government safety standards.
Tuesday, November 11, 2003
Don't sadist cons'olidate, eliminate, no' cost help vrxywhdfjutlhhx t
I feel like this must be two spams scrambled together. Or else it's kind of worrying…especially that menacing vrxywhdfjutlhhx t at the end.
I feel like this must be two spams scrambled together. Or else it's kind of worrying…especially that menacing vrxywhdfjutlhhx t at the end.
Monday, November 10, 2003
EBAY-A U C T I O N Seminar-lumbar artery
Damn! I wish I'd waited for that auction instead of rushing out and paying retail for my lumbar artery seminar. I have to learn to hold back on these impulse purchases; eBay really does sell everything.
Damn! I wish I'd waited for that auction instead of rushing out and paying retail for my lumbar artery seminar. I have to learn to hold back on these impulse purchases; eBay really does sell everything.
Sunday, November 09, 2003
America's 43rd President best-selling 2004 'quote-a-day' Calendar
I wonder if George knows:
a) that he's a best-selling author?
b) that he's missing out on potential royalties?
c) that he's the 43rd president?
I wonder if George knows:
a) that he's a best-selling author?
b) that he's missing out on potential royalties?
c) that he's the 43rd president?
