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I'm trying to find a publisher for a book version of good things from spam, with a few extras such as cartoons and spam poetry. If you're interested in finding out more, or just want to encourage me, please email me.

Saturday, November 22, 2003



doorwty hadrs

No need for J.K. Rowling to look any further than spam for Harry Potter character names.


Friday, November 21, 2003



scheduling assyria

Damn! I keep forgetting to put that in my agenda. As soon as I've painted the spare room, Assyria here I come!


Thursday, November 20, 2003



John, Wow - Chex MasterCard Offers 100% Acceptance - To You

Oh, cool! I'm 100% accepted. That's great, because if only 50% of me would have been accepted, it might have been my top half, and I need some new jeans. It's also fun to have a MasterCard you can eat as a snack in an emergency.


Wednesday, November 19, 2003



From the Trenches of Fiber Home Society (ADV)

It's good to know that there are still people out there in the trenches, fighting tooth and nail for the cause. What that cause is, I'm not sure. Fiber homes: houses made of Bran Flakes? Bungalows with a toilet in every room? Your guess is as good as mine.


Tuesday, November 18, 2003



i'm sick of people laughing at me

I think you need to increase your level of self-esteem. You ought to start by writing 'I' instead of 'i'. And maybe you'll see that people aren't laughing at you; they're laughing on you. That happened to me at a party once. Lots of people on top of me, all laughing. It was painful, but funny.


Monday, November 17, 2003



Clear christ out your debt, no loa'n needed, free help cm
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And all this time I thought that it was Satan who made me get into debt…


Sunday, November 16, 2003



you bro will exprience greater and longer rmmp vmwgzx o hbsifvnvbsgxvebqejitsuntzsdnmy

This is the first time that someone has called me 'bro', and I feel a lot cooler as a result. I'm also looking forward to experiencing these greater and longer rmmp vmwgzx o hbsifvnvbsgxvebqejitsuntzsdnmies. The small, short ones are over so fast I hardly have time to notice them. Oh, I think that was one. No, it was just a stray hiccup.


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