Saturday, November 29, 2003
Cancelled double Card madmen tpv q rewsuj fz
Those are the worst kind of madmen.
Those are the worst kind of madmen.
Friday, November 28, 2003
0steeve ensemble adjectival birefringent 0 n buiudmfjhwx
This sounds like an 'Albanian as a second language' course gone horribly wrong.
This sounds like an 'Albanian as a second language' course gone horribly wrong.
Thursday, November 27, 2003
It is too big for me
Don’t come complaining to me if you act on all those spams about getting bigger. That’s what Shakespeare called being hoist on your own petard. Let this be a lesson to one and all.
Don’t come complaining to me if you act on all those spams about getting bigger. That’s what Shakespeare called being hoist on your own petard. Let this be a lesson to one and all.
Wednesday, November 26, 2003
Don’t be silly
This is the most offensive spam I’ve ever received! Being silly is what makes life livable. If only Vladimir Putin would blow a raspberry to the cameras once in a while, Tony Blair do a silly walk along Downing Street, or Fidel Castro break into a Groucho Marx impersonation when he lights a cigar, then the world would be a better place. Luckily, George W. Bush already set the tone this year by dressing up like a Top Gun pilot six months before Halloween. Come on, the rest of you world leaders – string random words together in a hilarious manner and act like a chimp; George can’t be expected to do it all himself.
This is the most offensive spam I’ve ever received! Being silly is what makes life livable. If only Vladimir Putin would blow a raspberry to the cameras once in a while, Tony Blair do a silly walk along Downing Street, or Fidel Castro break into a Groucho Marx impersonation when he lights a cigar, then the world would be a better place. Luckily, George W. Bush already set the tone this year by dressing up like a Top Gun pilot six months before Halloween. Come on, the rest of you world leaders – string random words together in a hilarious manner and act like a chimp; George can’t be expected to do it all himself.
Tuesday, November 25, 2003
phun on cowgurl ranche fco mgf
Is 'phun' derived from the same logic as 'phat'? And if so, wouldn't it mean the opposite of 'fun'? Or is it just another spam from backwoods hillbillies (see October 31st's post).
Is 'phun' derived from the same logic as 'phat'? And if so, wouldn't it mean the opposite of 'fun'? Or is it just another spam from backwoods hillbillies (see October 31st's post).
Monday, November 24, 2003
swilliams@telusplanet.net 2003's Ultimate coffin dnjypk
Aren't all coffins ultimate? At least I hope so for S. Williams' sake, although it would be fun to tell one's grandchildren, "Here's a picture of my penultimate coffin. I clawed my way out of that one after a few days."
Aren't all coffins ultimate? At least I hope so for S. Williams' sake, although it would be fun to tell one's grandchildren, "Here's a picture of my penultimate coffin. I clawed my way out of that one after a few days."
Sunday, November 23, 2003
button aries fore
Just a snatch of conversation from Rain Man 2, where he becomes a golf caddy to a character born late-March-to-mid-April.
Just a snatch of conversation from Rain Man 2, where he becomes a golf caddy to a character born late-March-to-mid-April.
