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I'm trying to find a publisher for a book version of good things from spam, with a few extras such as cartoons and spam poetry. If you're interested in finding out more, or just want to encourage me, please email me.

Saturday, December 06, 2003



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Is my nine month-old son sending out emails again?


Friday, December 05, 2003



Re: JVFH, unknown river bank

It's fortunate that Kennedy wasn't assassinated in the internet era, otherwise I'm sure there would be millions of emails floating around with subject lines like "JFK, mysterious grassy knoll". As for this spam, who knows what it's about?


Thursday, December 04, 2003



cut gas expenzez broccoli m fa

I wish I’d thought of that sooner. In fact, harnessing the gas produced when I eat broccoli would definitely solve the world’s energy problems.


Wednesday, December 03, 2003



saxgon tewspot

I believe that this may be a spam from the future, announcing the name of the new President of the Galaxy. Congratulations on your election, Mr. Tewspot.


Tuesday, December 02, 2003



PantyHose Pervert Paradise!

You know how parents tell their young children when their dog dies that old Rex has gone to 'doggie heaven'? Well, this is the same principal, for a different audience.


Monday, December 01, 2003



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That's the best name I've ever heard for a colon cleaner. Asking for it at the pharmacy might pose a few problems, but I'm sure it does the trick once it's in your bum.


Sunday, November 30, 2003



Win a year's supply of olives

It was hard to resist clicking on this spam. I mean, marketers should take note that old-fashioned prizes such as winning a car or a million dollars will never get the attention of the public like the opportunity to win a year’s supply of olives. Especially the Greek public.


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