Saturday, December 20, 2003
What do the kids want for Christmas?Beaujolais
Are those the naughty or the nice kids? I have a sneaking suspicion that Santa has been tampering with the lists just to make sure he's well stocked up with booze on his round-the-world trip.
Are those the naughty or the nice kids? I have a sneaking suspicion that Santa has been tampering with the lists just to make sure he's well stocked up with booze on his round-the-world trip.
Friday, December 19, 2003
GET A BIGGER DICK FOR CHRISTMAS inconsistent
I don't often comment on Viagra-oriented spam, but this one was worth it. Even if Santa does bring you a bigger dick when you respond to this spam, surely the 'inconsistent' part detracts considerably from the aforementioned dick's, um, extended features?
I don't often comment on Viagra-oriented spam, but this one was worth it. Even if Santa does bring you a bigger dick when you respond to this spam, surely the 'inconsistent' part detracts considerably from the aforementioned dick's, um, extended features?
Thursday, December 18, 2003
Re: panicle
What’s this? A tiny panic, I guess. Like when you wake up late, thinking it’s Monday morning, but then realize that it’s Sunday after all.
What’s this? A tiny panic, I guess. Like when you wake up late, thinking it’s Monday morning, but then realize that it’s Sunday after all.
Wednesday, December 17, 2003
pa if `drunk test dy
I bet there will be a lot of people saying that to their friends this Christmas, as they leave the bar with car keys in hand. Listen to spam, people! Don’t drink and drive.
I bet there will be a lot of people saying that to their friends this Christmas, as they leave the bar with car keys in hand. Listen to spam, people! Don’t drink and drive.
Tuesday, December 16, 2003
MERRY CHRISTMAS jesus
Is this a quote from one of the three kings? Wouldn't they have said, "Merry Youmas Jesus," instead?
Is this a quote from one of the three kings? Wouldn't they have said, "Merry Youmas Jesus," instead?
Monday, December 15, 2003
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Now I know where to get cheap drugs if I ever have to give medical treatment to bystanders who are burned in a bonfire. What's really special about this offer is that it has amazing Fahrenheit accuracy. That means that if one of the bystanders comes to me for treatment, for example on their second degree burns, I can tell them, "You're in luck, because I can be much more accurate than 'First, second or third degree'. What exact temperature were the flames which seared your skin?"
yourself! accuracy fahrenheit wco
Now I know where to get cheap drugs if I ever have to give medical treatment to bystanders who are burned in a bonfire. What's really special about this offer is that it has amazing Fahrenheit accuracy. That means that if one of the bystanders comes to me for treatment, for example on their second degree burns, I can tell them, "You're in luck, because I can be much more accurate than 'First, second or third degree'. What exact temperature were the flames which seared your skin?"
Sunday, December 14, 2003
Right here thou must medicate thyself wfobdqqn
Oh, great - now the Amish are online with their horse-powered internet machines and hand-milled pharmaceuticals.
Oh, great - now the Amish are online with their horse-powered internet machines and hand-milled pharmaceuticals.
