Saturday, December 27, 2003
zorizontal transfusabze
Yes, well, that's what happens when you eat too much at Christmas: you're not only horizontal, you're zorizontal, which means that you groan a lot and hold your stomach. As for the transfusabze, that's the kind of extreme transfusion your blood needs to get the sugar level back to only 'molasses'.
Yes, well, that's what happens when you eat too much at Christmas: you're not only horizontal, you're zorizontal, which means that you groan a lot and hold your stomach. As for the transfusabze, that's the kind of extreme transfusion your blood needs to get the sugar level back to only 'molasses'.
Friday, December 26, 2003
Perform_and_Satisfy like you should. (mexico)
Well, it's about time that Mexico started performing and satisfying like it should, and if spam can help, then viva el spam!
Well, it's about time that Mexico started performing and satisfying like it should, and if spam can help, then viva el spam!
Thursday, December 25, 2003
A Healthy Discovery - Rest Easy - - -dwarf sperm
I will indeed rest easy, knowing that dwarf sperm have been discovered to be healthy. The obvious question begs to be asked, though: are the sperm themselves smaller than usual, or are they regular-sized sperm which produce baby dwarfs? Do they need dwarf eggs for such an outcome? Spam raises more questions than it answers, yet again.
And a Merry Christmas! I must have been a good boy this year because Santa brought me lots of spam. Let's hope there's more in 2004!
I will indeed rest easy, knowing that dwarf sperm have been discovered to be healthy. The obvious question begs to be asked, though: are the sperm themselves smaller than usual, or are they regular-sized sperm which produce baby dwarfs? Do they need dwarf eggs for such an outcome? Spam raises more questions than it answers, yet again.
And a Merry Christmas! I must have been a good boy this year because Santa brought me lots of spam. Let's hope there's more in 2004!
Wednesday, December 24, 2003
Increase St.amina
Of course! That's who the patron saint of longer-lasting erections is: it's St. Amina! He was burned at the stake in 463AD for going on about Christianity to the Goths, and not stopping when they told him to shut up, and carrying on and on and on even when they started poking him, and continuing even more, despite their slapping him about the face, and not even flagging for an instant when they bound him to a big wooden pole and set fire to it. Now that's St. Amina.
Of course! That's who the patron saint of longer-lasting erections is: it's St. Amina! He was burned at the stake in 463AD for going on about Christianity to the Goths, and not stopping when they told him to shut up, and carrying on and on and on even when they started poking him, and continuing even more, despite their slapping him about the face, and not even flagging for an instant when they bound him to a big wooden pole and set fire to it. Now that's St. Amina.
Tuesday, December 23, 2003
bigger penis, doctor approved clothesline
Something for all the family. And at least one of them is doctor approved.
Something for all the family. And at least one of them is doctor approved.
Monday, December 22, 2003
Re: Cancelled blemish Card hfnm
I think 'blemish card' is a wonderful alternative name for 'credit card'. Something to think about while Christmas shopping.
I think 'blemish card' is a wonderful alternative name for 'credit card'. Something to think about while Christmas shopping.
Sunday, December 21, 2003
appropriable battleground boyle
Is this an element for sale on eBay to computer gamers? You know, the ones who play those sword-and-sorcery medieval games, where you have to rescue a princess by fighting a bunch of weird creatures. Anyway, for those of you who don't know, a battleground boyle is a very nasty skin irritation which a game character gets when his suit of armor chafes in the folds of skin where nobody wants anything chafing.
Is this an element for sale on eBay to computer gamers? You know, the ones who play those sword-and-sorcery medieval games, where you have to rescue a princess by fighting a bunch of weird creatures. Anyway, for those of you who don't know, a battleground boyle is a very nasty skin irritation which a game character gets when his suit of armor chafes in the folds of skin where nobody wants anything chafing.
