Saturday, January 03, 2004
Never Pay Another Mechanic
Mechanics are among the last groups of people I'd want to piss off. They can easily 'forget' to screw back the crankshaft properly, or 'accidentally' lubricate the brake pads. In fact, I'm surprised that people don't tip mechanics generously; they've got your life in their hands, just like hairdressers.
Mechanics are among the last groups of people I'd want to piss off. They can easily 'forget' to screw back the crankshaft properly, or 'accidentally' lubricate the brake pads. In fact, I'm surprised that people don't tip mechanics generously; they've got your life in their hands, just like hairdressers.
Friday, January 02, 2004
Pmartin i can do more fun stuff without getting tired
I don't know why I keep getting emails sent to Canada's new Prime Minister. I guess it's another applicant for a cabinet post. One of the fun ones, without a lot of work, like Minister of Snow, where all you're responsible for are things like snowman-construction regulations and legislation on maximum snowball velocity.
I don't know why I keep getting emails sent to Canada's new Prime Minister. I guess it's another applicant for a cabinet post. One of the fun ones, without a lot of work, like Minister of Snow, where all you're responsible for are things like snowman-construction regulations and legislation on maximum snowball velocity.
Thursday, January 01, 2004
This email filter really works anthracite
Ahhh..finally a spam about how to stop spam. And it really works. The only trouble is, you have to have one of those computers which runs on coal.
Ahhh..finally a spam about how to stop spam. And it really works. The only trouble is, you have to have one of those computers which runs on coal.
Wednesday, December 31, 2003
If you're suffering from insomnia antiquary
I wonder how many antiquaries suffer from insomnia. I guess it must be a big enough market for makers of 'insomnia solutions' to spend money targeting them with spam. I find that sifting through dozens of spams is often a pretty good cure for insomnia myself. But, since tonight is New Year's Eve, the insomniacs of the world really come into their own. Happy New Year!
I wonder how many antiquaries suffer from insomnia. I guess it must be a big enough market for makers of 'insomnia solutions' to spend money targeting them with spam. I find that sifting through dozens of spams is often a pretty good cure for insomnia myself. But, since tonight is New Year's Eve, the insomniacs of the world really come into their own. Happy New Year!
Tuesday, December 30, 2003
trucks have plans, you should too
Isn't that how the machines started taking over in The Terminator movies? With trucks making plans, revving their engines menacingly and glowering their headlights? I think it is, and I think we should have plans too.
Isn't that how the machines started taking over in The Terminator movies? With trucks making plans, revving their engines menacingly and glowering their headlights? I think it is, and I think we should have plans too.
Monday, December 29, 2003
Re: of russian coachmen tlbpiuzmpululczjdog
Are Russian coachmen some kind of female porn fantasy? And is 'tlbpiuzmpululczjdog' Russian for, "Come into my coach and let me show you how I use my whip."?
Are Russian coachmen some kind of female porn fantasy? And is 'tlbpiuzmpululczjdog' Russian for, "Come into my coach and let me show you how I use my whip."?
Sunday, December 28, 2003
Re: the cat getting b
I can't help but feel that this spam was cut off in its prime. Is the cat getting better? Getting bored? Getting banged by Paris Hilton? Oh, no - that was a different spam.
I can't help but feel that this spam was cut off in its prime. Is the cat getting better? Getting bored? Getting banged by Paris Hilton? Oh, no - that was a different spam.
