Saturday, January 10, 2004
Michelle Don't be a victim of Drunk driving bearish
"I shwear, occifer...it washn't me..it wash one of thozhe drunk driving bearish." You get that quite a lot in Canada, so watch out, Michelle, if ever you're up in the Great White North.
"I shwear, occifer...it washn't me..it wash one of thozhe drunk driving bearish." You get that quite a lot in Canada, so watch out, Michelle, if ever you're up in the Great White North.
Friday, January 09, 2004
Free ebay course carton
I've been thinking about doing a Masters, but might opt instead for the eBay course. The enticement of the free carton has probably tipped the scales away from Eighteenth and Nineteenth Century Northern English Mill Towns and the Influence of Literature on the Organisation of Workers' Unions and towards eCommerce and Beanie Baby Pricing.
I've been thinking about doing a Masters, but might opt instead for the eBay course. The enticement of the free carton has probably tipped the scales away from Eighteenth and Nineteenth Century Northern English Mill Towns and the Influence of Literature on the Organisation of Workers' Unions and towards eCommerce and Beanie Baby Pricing.
Thursday, January 08, 2004
You have no idea obviously maneuver
That's the Canadian version of the American motorists' "Get the hell outta my way, you goddam asshole!"
That's the Canadian version of the American motorists' "Get the hell outta my way, you goddam asshole!"
Wednesday, January 07, 2004
For Her xak
For the woman who has everything: a xak. Xaks are close cousins of the yak, but have fuchsia-colored fur. They make very cute pets, but stand out a bit too much for their own good on the snowy slopes of the Himalayas.
For the woman who has everything: a xak. Xaks are close cousins of the yak, but have fuchsia-colored fur. They make very cute pets, but stand out a bit too much for their own good on the snowy slopes of the Himalayas.
Monday, January 05, 2004
elvis in concert................... cbmivndphwianp ufp
So that's where he's been hiding out all these years! The small Indian town of Cbmivndphwianp Ufp isn't exactly Vegas, but, hey - Elvis doesn't exactly shake those hips the way he used to either. I hear he likes a nice curry after the show, and re-jigs some of his hits for the local audience, such as, (You're The) Buddha in Disguise, (Let Me Be Your) Sacred Cow, Vijayalakshmi's The Name of His Latest Flame, and It's Now Or When I'm Reincarnated.
So that's where he's been hiding out all these years! The small Indian town of Cbmivndphwianp Ufp isn't exactly Vegas, but, hey - Elvis doesn't exactly shake those hips the way he used to either. I hear he likes a nice curry after the show, and re-jigs some of his hits for the local audience, such as, (You're The) Buddha in Disguise, (Let Me Be Your) Sacred Cow, Vijayalakshmi's The Name of His Latest Flame, and It's Now Or When I'm Reincarnated.
Sunday, January 04, 2004
Balance bruise Due, mask payment missed ysfzxouqks nm
Oooh, I'm kind of worried now, because I might have missed a payment on that mask I bought by mail-order, and I might be due a bruise, and...ouch!...ysfzxouqks nm...
Oooh, I'm kind of worried now, because I might have missed a payment on that mask I bought by mail-order, and I might be due a bruise, and...ouch!...ysfzxouqks nm...
