Saturday, January 24, 2004
bedbug acreage
If you can measure your bedbugs in acres, you've either got a lot of beds or a lot of bugs.
If you can measure your bedbugs in acres, you've either got a lot of beds or a lot of bugs.
Friday, January 23, 2004
Thousstrategicands are already making fortcowpunchunes, find out how....
This is another one of those spams which has words inserted in the middle of other words, I guess to avoid anti-spam software (see January 13th's entry). The thing is, where do they get the words from to insert in the middle? What exactly is a strategic cowpunch? Or, are thousands actually making fortunes from strategic cowpunching? One thing's for sure, you'd better be strategic when punching those cows. They've got hoofs and horns, you know.
This is another one of those spams which has words inserted in the middle of other words, I guess to avoid anti-spam software (see January 13th's entry). The thing is, where do they get the words from to insert in the middle? What exactly is a strategic cowpunch? Or, are thousands actually making fortunes from strategic cowpunching? One thing's for sure, you'd better be strategic when punching those cows. They've got hoofs and horns, you know.
Thursday, January 22, 2004
Re: It's true...... .............We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities. We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities. We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities. We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities.
This may be the most insightful spam I've ever received. Or this may be written by a man alone with his wife and son in a large hotel, cut off from the outside world by the snow, who is slowly going mad and will soon start chasing them around with an ax.
This may be the most insightful spam I've ever received. Or this may be written by a man alone with his wife and son in a large hotel, cut off from the outside world by the snow, who is slowly going mad and will soon start chasing them around with an ax.
Wednesday, January 21, 2004
Some un/known facts about ...... looseness
Oh, it was tempting to click on that one. What facts could be unknown about looseness? Sometimes looseness is tightness in disguise? Looseness is often spelled wrongly? Your head can become loose without you realizing it and one day just topple off your shoulders? I refrained from clicking though, so I can't tell you the facts.
Oh, it was tempting to click on that one. What facts could be unknown about looseness? Sometimes looseness is tightness in disguise? Looseness is often spelled wrongly? Your head can become loose without you realizing it and one day just topple off your shoulders? I refrained from clicking though, so I can't tell you the facts.
Tuesday, January 20, 2004
ur spouse will leave u bcos u r fat mullet smirk
Okay, if you're fat and your spouse leaves you because of it, I sympathize, and he/she shouldn't be so shallow. But if you're fat, you have a mullet and you smirk all the time, then you really deserve it.
Okay, if you're fat and your spouse leaves you because of it, I sympathize, and he/she shouldn't be so shallow. But if you're fat, you have a mullet and you smirk all the time, then you really deserve it.
Monday, January 19, 2004
Charity Protect your pc mutton
I first assumed that the PC stood for personal computer, then I thought about the great British bobby (police constable) and pictured PC Mutton jovially swinging his truncheon as he meanders through the village square before being smashed over the head with a broken beer bottle by a skinhead. Which seems like as good an excuse as any for a charity. On reflection, however, I think that this spam is for a real charity which has as its mission the protection of politically-correct sheep. You know, the kind that never use the term, 'black sheep', replacing it with 'alternate-tinged', who call a wolf in sheep's clothing a 'trans-species lupine concealer' and who are firmly pro-goat.
I first assumed that the PC stood for personal computer, then I thought about the great British bobby (police constable) and pictured PC Mutton jovially swinging his truncheon as he meanders through the village square before being smashed over the head with a broken beer bottle by a skinhead. Which seems like as good an excuse as any for a charity. On reflection, however, I think that this spam is for a real charity which has as its mission the protection of politically-correct sheep. You know, the kind that never use the term, 'black sheep', replacing it with 'alternate-tinged', who call a wolf in sheep's clothing a 'trans-species lupine concealer' and who are firmly pro-goat.
Sunday, January 18, 2004
And the critics say! gdrtjqru lpdg osbvh
There are no harsher critics than Mongolian critics. So much for that movie's chances at the Oscars.
There are no harsher critics than Mongolian critics. So much for that movie's chances at the Oscars.
