Saturday, January 31, 2004
bladderwort croak camp
Wow - with a name like that I'll certainly be sending my kids there for camp when they're older. Definitely sounds like there would be all kinds of exciting Harry Potter-like fun and games. Half the kids come back turned into toads, but that's just one of the risks you have to take as a parent.
Wow - with a name like that I'll certainly be sending my kids there for camp when they're older. Definitely sounds like there would be all kinds of exciting Harry Potter-like fun and games. Half the kids come back turned into toads, but that's just one of the risks you have to take as a parent.
Friday, January 30, 2004
Want the full story?
I received this spam from an individual called Jesus Singh, which leads me to believe that the 'full story' might leave some Christians and Hindus questioning a few basic tenets of their religions.
I received this spam from an individual called Jesus Singh, which leads me to believe that the 'full story' might leave some Christians and Hindus questioning a few basic tenets of their religions.
Thursday, January 29, 2004
inflect marsupial alongside detach
I believe this is part of an Australian instruction manual for how to peel roadkill off your SUV.
I believe this is part of an Australian instruction manual for how to peel roadkill off your SUV.
Wednesday, January 28, 2004
immersion arose roundworm gladdy pierce
Well that's bound to happen if you go swimming in African lakes. Those roundworms will gladdy pierce any nice, soft skin that hangs around in their vicinity. Not sure if this spam is selling roundworm protection cream or badly-written travel guides.
Well that's bound to happen if you go swimming in African lakes. Those roundworms will gladdy pierce any nice, soft skin that hangs around in their vicinity. Not sure if this spam is selling roundworm protection cream or badly-written travel guides.
Tuesday, January 27, 2004
hifalutin afar heartbreak sabotage
Oh, no - not another British romantic comedy starring Hugh Grant...
Oh, no - not another British romantic comedy starring Hugh Grant...
Monday, January 26, 2004
audiovisual cottonwood
Do the Mac people know about this? What's the point of paying thousands of dollars for a brushed-metal-and-transparent-plastic G5 when you can get audiovisual cottonwood? Oh, it makes no difference anyway - Microsoft will probably just buy up all the audiovisual cottonwood and pretend they invented it.
Do the Mac people know about this? What's the point of paying thousands of dollars for a brushed-metal-and-transparent-plastic G5 when you can get audiovisual cottonwood? Oh, it makes no difference anyway - Microsoft will probably just buy up all the audiovisual cottonwood and pretend they invented it.
Sunday, January 25, 2004
blanc terrorism by its nature is unpredictable ndicae
And blancmange by its nature is wobbly.
And blancmange by its nature is wobbly.
