Saturday, February 07, 2004
no waiting room in clinic graveyard
Well, if the waiting times are so long that this clinic has its own graveyard, I'm kind of glad that there's no more waiting room in it. Next time I go to my clinic I'll just double-check that there isn't a cemetery attached.
Well, if the waiting times are so long that this clinic has its own graveyard, I'm kind of glad that there's no more waiting room in it. Next time I go to my clinic I'll just double-check that there isn't a cemetery attached.
Friday, February 06, 2004
Work from home $45/hour and up sophocles
Wow! The ancient Greeks had spam too! And this one seems to have slipped forward in time to my computer. I would imagine that $45/hour and up was a huge salary 2,500 years ago, so it's a shame if Sophocles missed this opportunity. Why be remembered throughout the millennia as a dramatist and philosopher when you can be earning big bucks with some kind of internet marketing scheme?
Wow! The ancient Greeks had spam too! And this one seems to have slipped forward in time to my computer. I would imagine that $45/hour and up was a huge salary 2,500 years ago, so it's a shame if Sophocles missed this opportunity. Why be remembered throughout the millennia as a dramatist and philosopher when you can be earning big bucks with some kind of internet marketing scheme?
Thursday, February 05, 2004
khaki elfin cloture
The Lord of the Rings movies have a lot to answer for. Now everyone wants elfin stuff. The thing is, cloture is French for fence, so if you have an elfin one wouldn't it be really small and not keep anything out? Oh, no - it's the dwarves that are short in those films. And Scottish.
The Lord of the Rings movies have a lot to answer for. Now everyone wants elfin stuff. The thing is, cloture is French for fence, so if you have an elfin one wouldn't it be really small and not keep anything out? Oh, no - it's the dwarves that are short in those films. And Scottish.
Wednesday, February 04, 2004
here u can buy soft.ware at che-ap enclose rambutan
No wonder the Chinese economy is booming; you can get software just by sending hairy fruit.
No wonder the Chinese economy is booming; you can get software just by sending hairy fruit.
Tuesday, February 03, 2004
canyon centerpiece bragging sacred
Well, sure, if I had a canyon as a centerpiece in my living room I would certainly be entitled to sacred bragging rights. The liability insurance must be expensive though.
Well, sure, if I had a canyon as a centerpiece in my living room I would certainly be entitled to sacred bragging rights. The liability insurance must be expensive though.
Monday, February 02, 2004
u this damn fatty, becareful aruspicy carnosaur
It looks like this was a spam being written about a weight-loss program, when suddenly the writer noticed a huge meat-eating dinosaur out of the corner of his/her eye. Or maybe the diet program involves hanging around meat-eating dinosaurs, which is a sure-fire way of losing quite a lot of weight very rapidly.
It looks like this was a spam being written about a weight-loss program, when suddenly the writer noticed a huge meat-eating dinosaur out of the corner of his/her eye. Or maybe the diet program involves hanging around meat-eating dinosaurs, which is a sure-fire way of losing quite a lot of weight very rapidly.
Sunday, February 01, 2004
Re: How to improve my cellphone signal? Calcify
I'll try drinking a lot more milk then. Or maybe holding a piece of coral to the other ear will help.
I'll try drinking a lot more milk then. Or maybe holding a piece of coral to the other ear will help.
