Saturday, February 14, 2004
buttery deflect
If I needed to deflect something I would never have thought of using butter to do the deflecting. A bullet, for example. Or maybe this is metaphorical, as in the phrase, 'to deflect criticism'. Yes, I can imagine smothering one's critics in butter would be an effective, though messy, way of doing that.
If I needed to deflect something I would never have thought of using butter to do the deflecting. A bullet, for example. Or maybe this is metaphorical, as in the phrase, 'to deflect criticism'. Yes, I can imagine smothering one's critics in butter would be an effective, though messy, way of doing that.
Friday, February 13, 2004
pastoral hazardous immunoelectrophoresis routine inject
Which is it? Hazardous or routine? It's these kinds of mixed messages that spam needs to wipe out if it's ever going to find legitimacy. I like the pastoral bit, though. Does that mean there's a picture of a field on the wall in the room where you get the immunoelectrophoresis injection?
Which is it? Hazardous or routine? It's these kinds of mixed messages that spam needs to wipe out if it's ever going to find legitimacy. I like the pastoral bit, though. Does that mean there's a picture of a field on the wall in the room where you get the immunoelectrophoresis injection?
Thursday, February 12, 2004
When I take her to the dance she............. ghsncuv
That's what you get when you take an inflatable doll out dancing, but forget you're wearing those spiky cufflinks.
That's what you get when you take an inflatable doll out dancing, but forget you're wearing those spiky cufflinks.
Wednesday, February 11, 2004
managerial ambient per gunman precedent
You know your managerial style sucks when you receive emails referring to the previous gunman who came to your office. Should this be referred to as, 'Going ePostal'?
You know your managerial style sucks when you receive emails referring to the previous gunman who came to your office. Should this be referred to as, 'Going ePostal'?
Tuesday, February 10, 2004
No more nasty nose hairs
I like this spam because it actually says what it's selling. And what it's selling is a way of getting rid of those nasty nose hairs, which doesn't apply to my situation, because my nose hairs are nice, sleek and full of 'body'. They ripple gently when I toss my head like a model in a shampoo commercial.
I like this spam because it actually says what it's selling. And what it's selling is a way of getting rid of those nasty nose hairs, which doesn't apply to my situation, because my nose hairs are nice, sleek and full of 'body'. They ripple gently when I toss my head like a model in a shampoo commercial.
Monday, February 09, 2004
asphyxiate benefactor
Hang on a minute...is Anna Nicole Smith sending out spam to promote her Get Rich Quick book? Well, dear, we're not all endowed with those handy gigantic asphyxiation bags on our chests.
Hang on a minute...is Anna Nicole Smith sending out spam to promote her Get Rich Quick book? Well, dear, we're not all endowed with those handy gigantic asphyxiation bags on our chests.
Sunday, February 08, 2004
hardly any bewbs at all
Woo-hoo! That's what you want to hear from your doctor. Not quite bewb-free, but at least the line, "I've hardly any bewbs at all," should be enough to get you a date.
Woo-hoo! That's what you want to hear from your doctor. Not quite bewb-free, but at least the line, "I've hardly any bewbs at all," should be enough to get you a date.
