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I'm trying to find a publisher for a book version of good things from spam, with a few extras such as cartoons and spam poetry. If you're interested in finding out more, or just want to encourage me, please email me.

Saturday, February 21, 2004



incant amphetamine natal project

Evidently some kind of proceedure for giving birth really fast, using drugs and witchcraft.


Friday, February 20, 2004



ontario sud guidepost arrow apogee heartfelt vought troposphere propose dapper starve herd ullman cheery robbins wildcatter breadwinner salish turtle profligate flatten

If there are paranoiacs out there who think that they're being given secret messages, like the guy in A Beautiful Mind, spam sure ain't doing them any good. What I understand from this is that Tracy Ullman is on the loose in Canada hunting and fishing like crazy until she provokes an ecological disaster. Quick! Call the Mounties!


Thursday, February 19, 2004



blind innkeeper gwen

Who the heck is ‘blind innkeeper Gwen’? Are blind female innkeepers a new internet porn fetish I’ve never heard of? Apparently their other senses are accentuated, which I guess could be kinky, and there's always the chance of stealing some beer.


Wednesday, February 18, 2004



Boost Your Car's Gas Mileage 27%+, banish chlorine leghorn jerky

I'm genuinely interested in this spam, because not only will I save a lot of money by boosting my car's gas mileage, but I'll finally able to be able to get rid of the awful smell coming from that piece of leghorn jerky preserved in chlorine which is stuck under one of the seats.


Tuesday, February 17, 2004



Get Your Xanax While You Still Can.............

Oh, no! They're running out of Xanax! Now I'm really anxious; I need Xanax. Oh, no! They're running out of Xanax!


Monday, February 16, 2004



just is better, and less expensive

Just what is better? Aaargh, please get your shit together, spam! If I could be just whatevering and be doing it better and for less money, I'd like to know what it is.


Sunday, February 15, 2004



mudsling committeewoman covetous

That sounds like the most exciting committee ever!


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