Saturday, February 28, 2004
Make $8000/month from home barbiturate
That sounds like a lot of money, but wouldn't that be illegal? I know that's an obvious comment to make, yet I can't help wondering why spam doesn't go even further with the illegal suggestions? I mean, if you're going to commit a crime, you might as well get as high a reward as possible for your risk. So will I soon start receiving offers to 'Make $500 million by stealing the British Crown Jewels' or 'Kidnap Bill Gates and get a cool $1 billion ransom'? Just wondering.
That sounds like a lot of money, but wouldn't that be illegal? I know that's an obvious comment to make, yet I can't help wondering why spam doesn't go even further with the illegal suggestions? I mean, if you're going to commit a crime, you might as well get as high a reward as possible for your risk. So will I soon start receiving offers to 'Make $500 million by stealing the British Crown Jewels' or 'Kidnap Bill Gates and get a cool $1 billion ransom'? Just wondering.
Friday, February 27, 2004
sherbet beachcomb claret
If this is the name of a new paint color by Ralph Lauren, or a Napa Valley wine, then I say, phooey! I don't know what phooey means, but it seems appropriate. If, however, this spam is promoting an expedition to beachcomb for sherbet while drinking claret, then it sounds like one of those magnificently poetic activities that couples in love do in movies, or one of those jaw-droppingly pointless activities that people who are very rich do in real life.
If this is the name of a new paint color by Ralph Lauren, or a Napa Valley wine, then I say, phooey! I don't know what phooey means, but it seems appropriate. If, however, this spam is promoting an expedition to beachcomb for sherbet while drinking claret, then it sounds like one of those magnificently poetic activities that couples in love do in movies, or one of those jaw-droppingly pointless activities that people who are very rich do in real life.
Thursday, February 26, 2004
Evver want to knnow hoow big commpanies avoid taxes?, Jcrawford
So thaat's hoow thoose big commpanies avoid taxes: Joan Crawford impersonations! Wave a wire coat hanger threateningly, wearing scary lipstick, and you can get away with almost anything.
So thaat's hoow thoose big commpanies avoid taxes: Joan Crawford impersonations! Wave a wire coat hanger threateningly, wearing scary lipstick, and you can get away with almost anything.
Wednesday, February 25, 2004
adrenaline delightful lopsided differential methodism
An Olympic cycling report gone mad? And Methodist.
An Olympic cycling report gone mad? And Methodist.
Tuesday, February 24, 2004
Tohsunads are arlaedy mkaing froutens, find out how
Now, I'm sure that dyslexia must be a very unpleasant and frustrating affliction to suffer from, but are there enough dyslexics out there that spammers can actively target them? Or, if this is simply another one of those spams which is scrambled to avoid spam detection software, it makes me wonder: since people can understand it anyway, aren't we running the risk of actually causing dyslexia? Kind of like if all the photos that people saw were out-of-focus, everyone would start squinting and soon everyone would need glasses because everything would be really out-of-focus. Just another reason to stop this scourge bofeor ist oto leat.
Now, I'm sure that dyslexia must be a very unpleasant and frustrating affliction to suffer from, but are there enough dyslexics out there that spammers can actively target them? Or, if this is simply another one of those spams which is scrambled to avoid spam detection software, it makes me wonder: since people can understand it anyway, aren't we running the risk of actually causing dyslexia? Kind of like if all the photos that people saw were out-of-focus, everyone would start squinting and soon everyone would need glasses because everything would be really out-of-focus. Just another reason to stop this scourge bofeor ist oto leat.
Monday, February 23, 2004
oatmeal sanctimonious modify delphic consular
This I can believe - I hate it when my porridge starts getting lippy with me. I shall change the consul at Delphi and see if my breakfast still talks back.
This I can believe - I hate it when my porridge starts getting lippy with me. I shall change the consul at Delphi and see if my breakfast still talks back.
Sunday, February 22, 2004
gibson extracurricular firelight carpenter
Mel certainly is a busy boy. When he's not defending his new movie against critics, he's making wooden firelights. I didn't realize actual carpenters made them - I though you could pretty much throw any old piece of wood on a fire and it would have a good chance of catching fire. Luckily for Mel, he's got a hotline to God, so I suppose his firelights must be guaranteed.
Mel certainly is a busy boy. When he's not defending his new movie against critics, he's making wooden firelights. I didn't realize actual carpenters made them - I though you could pretty much throw any old piece of wood on a fire and it would have a good chance of catching fire. Luckily for Mel, he's got a hotline to God, so I suppose his firelights must be guaranteed.
