Saturday, March 06, 2004
Real family insect.
There certainly is a market for anything these days. No more fake insects for my family, anyway. Only genuine bugs and authentic creepy-crawlies will do!
There certainly is a market for anything these days. No more fake insects for my family, anyway. Only genuine bugs and authentic creepy-crawlies will do!
Friday, March 05, 2004
starvation I am a junior student from Poland id#:consensus
First of all, that's a weird ID#. Secondly, if you’re on the verge of starvation, I think you might want to get a part-time job or something, while you're still studying.
First of all, that's a weird ID#. Secondly, if you’re on the verge of starvation, I think you might want to get a part-time job or something, while you're still studying.
Thursday, March 04, 2004
forget viagra memento qqyxitajrohs
I saw the movie Memento, about the guy who has to write everything down because he can't remember what happened more than 5 seconds ago, and it was very good. But I don't recall anything about Viagra in it. Then again, I could have forgotten. As for the Qqyxitajrohs, I believe they were little-known competitors to the Aztecs, so this spam is probably really about some long-lost Mexican fertility rite. Olé!
I saw the movie Memento, about the guy who has to write everything down because he can't remember what happened more than 5 seconds ago, and it was very good. But I don't recall anything about Viagra in it. Then again, I could have forgotten. As for the Qqyxitajrohs, I believe they were little-known competitors to the Aztecs, so this spam is probably really about some long-lost Mexican fertility rite. Olé!
Wednesday, March 03, 2004
petticoat cave
baggy slaughterhouse
muslin crisis
It's been a while since three spams which seem to belong together have appeared in my inbox at the same time. I picture an insane, evil fashion designer holed up somewhere, à la The Phantom of the Opera, seeking to mete out revenge on an unsuspecting world. It's probably just a cry for help, though, so don't worry; I'm sure he can be captured with some effusive praise and a straightjacket made of purple satin with faux-fur trim and taffeta straps.
baggy slaughterhouse
muslin crisis
It's been a while since three spams which seem to belong together have appeared in my inbox at the same time. I picture an insane, evil fashion designer holed up somewhere, à la The Phantom of the Opera, seeking to mete out revenge on an unsuspecting world. It's probably just a cry for help, though, so don't worry; I'm sure he can be captured with some effusive praise and a straightjacket made of purple satin with faux-fur trim and taffeta straps.
Tuesday, March 02, 2004
Fashion Starts With Sunglasses And Ends With You
My girlfriend is convinced that fashion has ended with me. In about 1992. As for the sunglasses, she thinks mine are outdated too. In fact, this might not be spam, but a real email from her.
My girlfriend is convinced that fashion has ended with me. In about 1992. As for the sunglasses, she thinks mine are outdated too. In fact, this might not be spam, but a real email from her.
Monday, March 01, 2004
berak me off smoe!
I think I'll introduce this one to regular conversation as an old English idiomatic phrase signifying astonishment, along the lines of, "I’ll be a monkey’s uncle" and "Shiver me timbers!" I'm really looking forward to being told that, for example, peace has broken out in the Middle East, and saying, "Well, berak me off smoe!" Or maybe I'll just save it for less significant events, like Mel Gibson running for Pope.
I think I'll introduce this one to regular conversation as an old English idiomatic phrase signifying astonishment, along the lines of, "I’ll be a monkey’s uncle" and "Shiver me timbers!" I'm really looking forward to being told that, for example, peace has broken out in the Middle East, and saying, "Well, berak me off smoe!" Or maybe I'll just save it for less significant events, like Mel Gibson running for Pope.
Sunday, February 29, 2004
zoomantic sapotoxin unclosing
Is 'zoomantic' an adjective to describe a feeling of amorousness between zookeepers and their animals? And do those zookeepers sometimes accidentally-on-purpose 'unclose' the orangutan cage? And is sapotoxin a drug used to make the animals feel stupid enough to accept the zookeepers' advances? And aren't zookeepers a rather small group to want to target with mass spam? Questions, questions...
Is 'zoomantic' an adjective to describe a feeling of amorousness between zookeepers and their animals? And do those zookeepers sometimes accidentally-on-purpose 'unclose' the orangutan cage? And is sapotoxin a drug used to make the animals feel stupid enough to accept the zookeepers' advances? And aren't zookeepers a rather small group to want to target with mass spam? Questions, questions...
