Saturday, March 13, 2004
ancestor eileen horse ballad cosmic
This seems very New-Agey. Let me hypnotize myself and see if I was a target for weird spam in a past life too.
This seems very New-Agey. Let me hypnotize myself and see if I was a target for weird spam in a past life too.
Friday, March 12, 2004
Re[1]: blackbird dietetic
This goes against the core principle of spam, which is that you send out millions of emails because you're selling something that lots of people need. There must be an extremely limited number of people following the dietary habits of blackbirds, so a more targeted marketing tool ought to be used.
This goes against the core principle of spam, which is that you send out millions of emails because you're selling something that lots of people need. There must be an extremely limited number of people following the dietary habits of blackbirds, so a more targeted marketing tool ought to be used.
Thursday, March 11, 2004
sugper viagrga, arrest be big man in bed belly
There seems to be a mixed message in this one. I basically get a mental picture of Fat Bastard from the Austin Powers movies. Go on - read it out loud in a Scottish accent.
There seems to be a mixed message in this one. I basically get a mental picture of Fat Bastard from the Austin Powers movies. Go on - read it out loud in a Scottish accent.
Wednesday, March 10, 2004
Get 24% Return on your Money forgery
You would think that if you're forging money a 24% return would be kind of pathetic. I wouldn't settle for anything less than a 500% return on my forging efforts, despite how expensive copier toner is.
You would think that if you're forging money a 24% return would be kind of pathetic. I wouldn't settle for anything less than a 500% return on my forging efforts, despite how expensive copier toner is.
Tuesday, March 09, 2004
galllls that wantt to be dommminatted
By men who stutter? Could be a niche market for that, I guess.
By men who stutter? Could be a niche market for that, I guess.
no sperm = no life, i can help wigged quisquis
For humans it'’s definitely true that no sperm = no life, but what I don't understand is what that's got to do with the wigged quisquis, which is a small tropical bird. And is it the bird that's helping, or does it need help?
For humans it'’s definitely true that no sperm = no life, but what I don't understand is what that's got to do with the wigged quisquis, which is a small tropical bird. And is it the bird that's helping, or does it need help?
Monday, March 08, 2004
Re: YOUR CABLE TV SUBSCRIPTION, immunoelectrophoresis armenia
gus aghast
Well, Gus, don't be aghast; I happen to enjoy the Immunoelectrophoresis Armenia channel, and it's worth every cent I pay for it. I just wish the cable company wouldn't 'bundle' it with Fox News.
gus aghast
Well, Gus, don't be aghast; I happen to enjoy the Immunoelectrophoresis Armenia channel, and it's worth every cent I pay for it. I just wish the cable company wouldn't 'bundle' it with Fox News.
Sunday, March 07, 2004
cake behave college jacksonian
I wasn't even aware that Michael Jackson had been to college (though I guess it was as easy as ABC). But I can imagine him misbehaving with cake somehow.
I wasn't even aware that Michael Jackson had been to college (though I guess it was as easy as ABC). But I can imagine him misbehaving with cake somehow.
