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I'm trying to find a publisher for a book version of good things from spam, with a few extras such as cartoons and spam poetry. If you're interested in finding out more, or just want to encourage me, please email me.

Saturday, March 20, 2004



Reduce monthly-payments defined by 8 or

I kind of need to reduce my monthly payments by more than just 8, so what's the 'or'? Or 1,823? That'll do nicely.


Friday, March 19, 2004



PE, into a pool

Good advice for kids from 8 to 80.


Thursday, March 18, 2004



no more laughing behind your back..............................................................nicosia

Ah, yes - Nicosia, capital of Cyprus. The secret is finally out. It's hardly surprising you've been schizophrenic all these years; are you part of Turkey? Part of Greece? A separate country? The other capitals have been laughing behind your back! Well, they shall laugh no more. If you answer this spam.


Wednesday, March 17, 2004



The wait for a fresh and exciting casino is finally over!

I have a confession to make. I've never been to a casino. The main reason is that I would lose lots of money, which I can do in the confort of my own home whenever I watch cable (or don't watch it). A 'fresh and exciting casino' would therefore be one where I personally would be guaranteed to win. If that's what this spam is proposing, please let me know where to find it, but don't tell the other gamblers.


Tuesday, March 16, 2004



Information Reguarding Your Home s lmgwp mv uhn

Uh-oh...I think my home might be on the site of an ancient Indian burial ground. That would explain the missing socks. They ancient Indians never invented the sock and their ghosts seek them out.


Monday, March 15, 2004



pawtucket During a nuclear incident b

The second of a series of paintings featuring quaint New England towns meeting tragic fates. Don't miss 'Montpelier caught in the lava flow', 'Ogunquit and the tidal wave' and 'Merrimack as the meteor struck'.


Sunday, March 14, 2004



Re: OQSWHYU, the barman cheered

I think that's a barman whose been enjoying a little tipple himself. Or he's Scottish.


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