Saturday, April 03, 2004
Re: TIQLBCY, semidarkness silently stood
There used to be a popular chain of frozen yoghurt shops here called TCBY, which I think stood for The Country's Best yoghurt. This spam would therefore be the beginning of a bad novel centered on events surrounding a similar fictional chain: "Trembling Inside, Quietly Licking Bountiful Creamy Yoghurt, semidarkness silently stood."
There used to be a popular chain of frozen yoghurt shops here called TCBY, which I think stood for The Country's Best yoghurt. This spam would therefore be the beginning of a bad novel centered on events surrounding a similar fictional chain: "Trembling Inside, Quietly Licking Bountiful Creamy Yoghurt, semidarkness silently stood."
Friday, April 02, 2004
look rich now get rich later fake rolex watches
Looking rich now is all very well, but it's the getting rich later part that I always have trouble with.
Looking rich now is all very well, but it's the getting rich later part that I always have trouble with.
Thursday, April 01, 2004
hey dude, get educated...
Why not go one step further and write, "Yo, dawg - educayshun rools."
Why not go one step further and write, "Yo, dawg - educayshun rools."
Wednesday, March 31, 2004
covert geophysical holography
That's just what I need - plain old-fashioned maps are crap.
That's just what I need - plain old-fashioned maps are crap.
Tuesday, March 30, 2004
Fr0ee unlimited cable movies sultan
First of all, I'm not a sultan. Secondly, if I was, I'd probably have enough money that I wouldn't need to respond to spam offering free stuff. Were I the sender of this spam I'd probably try targeting former Eastern European princes, Indian maharajas and descendents of the Tsar, if they're still around (which I believe they aren't).
First of all, I'm not a sultan. Secondly, if I was, I'd probably have enough money that I wouldn't need to respond to spam offering free stuff. Were I the sender of this spam I'd probably try targeting former Eastern European princes, Indian maharajas and descendents of the Tsar, if they're still around (which I believe they aren't).
Monday, March 29, 2004
Time may be running out
I'm glad I didn't receive this last week, as I was diagnosed with pneumonia and might have taken its message a bit too seriously. I'm feeling much better now though, and refuse to let spam bother me.
I'm glad I didn't receive this last week, as I was diagnosed with pneumonia and might have taken its message a bit too seriously. I'm feeling much better now though, and refuse to let spam bother me.
Sunday, March 28, 2004
U never know how fat person irritate their friends bearings
macrology steak
That's absolutely right - I have no idea how irritating a fat person bearing a macrology steak would be to their friends. The reason is that I don't know what a macrology steak is. I can only assume that macrology would be the study of very large things, and, as far as steaks go, that would probably imply a steak from an elephant or a hippo or a similar animal. Even if a thin person carried such a huge chunk of meat around I think it would irritate me, so I sympathize with this fat person's friends.
macrology steak
That's absolutely right - I have no idea how irritating a fat person bearing a macrology steak would be to their friends. The reason is that I don't know what a macrology steak is. I can only assume that macrology would be the study of very large things, and, as far as steaks go, that would probably imply a steak from an elephant or a hippo or a similar animal. Even if a thin person carried such a huge chunk of meat around I think it would irritate me, so I sympathize with this fat person's friends.
