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I'm trying to find a publisher for a book version of good things from spam, with a few extras such as cartoons and spam poetry. If you're interested in finding out more, or just want to encourage me, please email me.

Saturday, April 17, 2004



Do You Want To be Inferior?

Oh, I really, really want to be inferior, but no matter how hard I try I keep finding someone worse off than me. It's great that spam can help with this pressing problem.


Friday, April 16, 2004



GOD in the sack? No? Here's how! love rhonda bfi

Well, Rhonda, I'd love to catch God in a sack, because then I could ask him/her/it a few important questions about the amount of violence in this world and the lack of free-flowing Guinness rivers. Or am I taking this spam a bit too literally?


Thursday, April 15, 2004



University Certificates, No Classes Needed, puck

That's what you call a hockey scholarship.


Wednesday, April 14, 2004



PIC, the silence continued

If you're going to write a bad novel, surely this should be, "Tic, the silence continued. Toc, it carried on."


Tuesday, April 13, 2004



booneo farry

Borneo fairy? Do they exist? Or a promotion for the ferry to Borneo? Must...resist...temption...to...click...and...find...out... Phew, I managed it!


Monday, April 12, 2004



Better Education Higher Money twist distract

It seems that this spam presents two alternative strategies for salary negotiation: get a better education, or distract the interviewer by doing the twist. Hey, you never know.


Sunday, April 11, 2004



Chance to see Incest Unleashed at here censors bivouac outing

Far be it from me to make fun of a problem like incest, but do the censors really have to go on an outing and build a bivouac to see it unleashed?


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