Saturday, April 24, 2004
more pleasure for you and her psychotic influential redactor
More pleasure for me is great. More pleasure for her is wonderful too. But more pleasure for this psychotic influential redactor who keeps hanging around her is quite simply out of the question, whatever his influence may be.
More pleasure for me is great. More pleasure for her is wonderful too. But more pleasure for this psychotic influential redactor who keeps hanging around her is quite simply out of the question, whatever his influence may be.
Friday, April 23, 2004
RE: darkle
Darkle is what black holes do while other stars twinkle. The corresponding nursery rhyme would therefore be:
Darkle, darkle, big black hole,
How I wonder what's your role.
Up above the world so high,
Like a Hoover in the sky.
Darkle, darkle, big black hole,
How I wonder what's your role.
Darkle is what black holes do while other stars twinkle. The corresponding nursery rhyme would therefore be:
Darkle, darkle, big black hole,
How I wonder what's your role.
Up above the world so high,
Like a Hoover in the sky.
Darkle, darkle, big black hole,
How I wonder what's your role.
Thursday, April 22, 2004
she wants it, give it to her titanic veal balustrade
A balustrade made of veal is going to start smelling horribly in the summer months, especially if it is a titanic one. So, no, I won't give it to her, no matter how much she wants it.
A balustrade made of veal is going to start smelling horribly in the summer months, especially if it is a titanic one. So, no, I won't give it to her, no matter how much she wants it.
Wednesday, April 21, 2004
brawl appoint rampage conferee statesman matinee bethel scamp art ferric cyanic farfetched karamazov ariadne craftsmen cantor osteopathic conscionable inequity exhale treachery screwball quarryman candlelight coolidge keyes
In Hollywood there's a thing called the 'elevator pitch', which means that if you have a screenplay to sell, you'd better be able to pitch it to an executive in the time it takes to ride in an elevator, or they won't be interested in buying it because it's too complicated. This spam would be the world's most complicated elevator pitch. Sounds like it would make quite an interesting movie though, full of brawls, treachery, songs, politics, comedy, romance, Russians and osteopathy, though a little farfetched, as it admits itself.
In Hollywood there's a thing called the 'elevator pitch', which means that if you have a screenplay to sell, you'd better be able to pitch it to an executive in the time it takes to ride in an elevator, or they won't be interested in buying it because it's too complicated. This spam would be the world's most complicated elevator pitch. Sounds like it would make quite an interesting movie though, full of brawls, treachery, songs, politics, comedy, romance, Russians and osteopathy, though a little farfetched, as it admits itself.
Tuesday, April 20, 2004
MAKE $5000/week!!! GUARANTEED! backlash elusive lares cowl teakettle butyric cricket cram purr disaster
I really love the part about making $5,000 a week guaranteed. What I'm not too sure I want to risk is the resulting backlash from those elusive lares shaped like teakettle cowls made of butter into which are crammed with purring crickets. That's a disaster I wouldn't want to face for anything less than $7,500 a week.
I really love the part about making $5,000 a week guaranteed. What I'm not too sure I want to risk is the resulting backlash from those elusive lares shaped like teakettle cowls made of butter into which are crammed with purring crickets. That's a disaster I wouldn't want to face for anything less than $7,500 a week.
Monday, April 19, 2004
bladdernut
I think my grandfather had one of those once and it was very painful when it finally passed. Now they just zap them with lasers.
I think my grandfather had one of those once and it was very painful when it finally passed. Now they just zap them with lasers.
Sunday, April 18, 2004
Re:Free Financial Consultantion janitor
That's exactly what I need - someone to clean up my finances. Then mop my bathroom floor. For free.
That's exactly what I need - someone to clean up my finances. Then mop my bathroom floor. For free.
