Saturday, May 01, 2004
CAS1N0: New Deal!! 50% Sign Up Bonus! bridges godzillao
There's no way I'm joining this casino if a huge Portuguese lizard monster is coming over the bridge, not even for a 50% Sign Up Bonus.
There's no way I'm joining this casino if a huge Portuguese lizard monster is coming over the bridge, not even for a 50% Sign Up Bonus.
Friday, April 30, 2004
Look Great this Spring, while sleeping
The problem with looking great while I'm sleeping is that no-one can see me, so what's the point? Looking good while walking around wide awake in public would be something worth paying money for this spring, however.
The problem with looking great while I'm sleeping is that no-one can see me, so what's the point? Looking good while walking around wide awake in public would be something worth paying money for this spring, however.
Thursday, April 29, 2004
most men have this problem antiphonal
Never were truer words spoken by spam. Most women can chat for hours on the phone, whereas most men prefer the odd grunt to their friends, while sitting at a bar.
Never were truer words spoken by spam. Most women can chat for hours on the phone, whereas most men prefer the odd grunt to their friends, while sitting at a bar.
Wednesday, April 28, 2004
Tired of looking like a hairy gorilla?
Nope. I love looking like a hairy gorilla, and my girlfriend seems to like it too. Costs a fortune in bananas though.
Oh, I just re-read that and have to make one thing clear: my girlfriend doesn't look like a hairy gorilla.
Nope. I love looking like a hairy gorilla, and my girlfriend seems to like it too. Costs a fortune in bananas though.
Oh, I just re-read that and have to make one thing clear: my girlfriend doesn't look like a hairy gorilla.
Tuesday, April 27, 2004
Excellent t-shirt from Russia! KGB CCCP USSR AEROFLOT VODKA..., comrad : l65TTQAp9
Why, that would be an excellent T-shirt! And here's what's printed on the back: KREMLIN SPUTNIK LENIN BORSCHT CHERNOBYL. That's about as Russian as a T-shirt can get. Comrad.
Why, that would be an excellent T-shirt! And here's what's printed on the back: KREMLIN SPUTNIK LENIN BORSCHT CHERNOBYL. That's about as Russian as a T-shirt can get. Comrad.
Monday, April 26, 2004
dribble
For once I decided to do exactly what a spam instructed me to do. And you know what? It's fun! Go ahead - have a little dribble while you're sitting there at your computer. It creates a wonderful sense of freedom, doesn't it? I foresee intentional dribbling becoming popular, at first in secret, then spreading throughout different sectors of society, a bit like the Fight Clubs in the movie of the same name. The first rule of Dribble Club is that there is no Dribble Club. Spitting is strictly prohibited though.
For once I decided to do exactly what a spam instructed me to do. And you know what? It's fun! Go ahead - have a little dribble while you're sitting there at your computer. It creates a wonderful sense of freedom, doesn't it? I foresee intentional dribbling becoming popular, at first in secret, then spreading throughout different sectors of society, a bit like the Fight Clubs in the movie of the same name. The first rule of Dribble Club is that there is no Dribble Club. Spitting is strictly prohibited though.
Sunday, April 25, 2004
whispering ghostlike impressions martha give partial beforehandgoodness
We all know now that Martha Stewart only had partial beforehandgoodness, but I thought whatever goodness she had was caused by the way she put together a lovely centerpiece from bits and bobs lying around the garden, rather than her whispering ghostlike impressions.
We all know now that Martha Stewart only had partial beforehandgoodness, but I thought whatever goodness she had was caused by the way she put together a lovely centerpiece from bits and bobs lying around the garden, rather than her whispering ghostlike impressions.
