Saturday, May 08, 2004
the largest girl 4 orgy since they started
I thought orgies were supposed to involve a lot more than four people. Isn't that just a foursome? (Not that such an activity is run-of-the-mill. At least not for me.) And if 4 does qualify as an orgy, how can this be the largest 'since they started'? Oh, maybe they're large girls...
I thought orgies were supposed to involve a lot more than four people. Isn't that just a foursome? (Not that such an activity is run-of-the-mill. At least not for me.) And if 4 does qualify as an orgy, how can this be the largest 'since they started'? Oh, maybe they're large girls...
Friday, May 07, 2004
Grow Ur Little Small Dic-Diick Now slice bejeweled
What on Earth is the point of growing your teeny wiener if you immediately chop it off and make a bracelet out of it? And no matter how small it is, calling it a Dic-Diick is only going to make people laugh more.
What on Earth is the point of growing your teeny wiener if you immediately chop it off and make a bracelet out of it? And no matter how small it is, calling it a Dic-Diick is only going to make people laugh more.
Thursday, May 06, 2004
phonybleak
This is a good word to describe the mentality of angst-ridden teens who later in life will get married, have kids and work 9-5 like the adults they currently despise.
This is a good word to describe the mentality of angst-ridden teens who later in life will get married, have kids and work 9-5 like the adults they currently despise.
Wednesday, May 05, 2004
Syuoxdppka Easy to learn, Easy to do, Easy to start
...not easy to say.
...not easy to say.
Tuesday, May 04, 2004
Is junk email out of control?
This was one of three spams I received today selling a product to stop spam. I think I have regular spam under control quite nicely, but the spam about stopping spam is getting out of hand.
This was one of three spams I received today selling a product to stop spam. I think I have regular spam under control quite nicely, but the spam about stopping spam is getting out of hand.
Monday, May 03, 2004
Make money in Real Estate boxy manage pirogue accomplish absorption declaratory condominium endogamy
Making money in real estate may be a great way to get rich, but I think if you examine the fine print of this spam, then you might see that the sender is actually proposing something which might not be everybody's cup of tea. I looked up a couple of the words and discovered that a pirogue is a kind of canoe and endogamy means marrying within one's tribe. Am I to assume, therefore, that this manager of boxy condominiums is declaring that all the inhabitants should marry each other? While at the same time accomplishing the absorption of their little boats? A dastardly scheme! 60 Minutes should investigate.
Making money in real estate may be a great way to get rich, but I think if you examine the fine print of this spam, then you might see that the sender is actually proposing something which might not be everybody's cup of tea. I looked up a couple of the words and discovered that a pirogue is a kind of canoe and endogamy means marrying within one's tribe. Am I to assume, therefore, that this manager of boxy condominiums is declaring that all the inhabitants should marry each other? While at the same time accomplishing the absorption of their little boats? A dastardly scheme! 60 Minutes should investigate.
Sunday, May 02, 2004
Mom?
Nope. Try again.
Nope. Try again.

