Saturday, May 15, 2004
Take her dentures out she can gum like no other.
Are there gumming contests? Should it become an Olympic sport? Is gumming what I think it is? And isn't it obvious that no-one can gum unless they take out their dentures? Answers on a postcard to...
Are there gumming contests? Should it become an Olympic sport? Is gumming what I think it is? And isn't it obvious that no-one can gum unless they take out their dentures? Answers on a postcard to...
Friday, May 14, 2004
RE: You are about to become an ordained minister
Yippee! God is sending out spam now and I'm one of the lucky ones! This is great - I've always wanted to have an official license to sermonize, preach, and especially take confessions from people. Bless this unsolicited email.
Yippee! God is sending out spam now and I'm one of the lucky ones! This is great - I've always wanted to have an official license to sermonize, preach, and especially take confessions from people. Bless this unsolicited email.
Thursday, May 13, 2004
Rolls and rolls of love here..just grab a roll and hit it
Er, my first instinct was that this was promoting a porn site featuring ample-sized ladies, but now I think it might might actually have been sent by a sado-masochistic baker. Perhaps it's the same person who writes "Pain pump long" on the labels of oversized pumpernickel bread here in Quebec because the French word for 'bread' is 'pain'. You can also find "Parmesan rape" in Montreal grocery stores, since 'rapé' is French for 'grated'.
Er, my first instinct was that this was promoting a porn site featuring ample-sized ladies, but now I think it might might actually have been sent by a sado-masochistic baker. Perhaps it's the same person who writes "Pain pump long" on the labels of oversized pumpernickel bread here in Quebec because the French word for 'bread' is 'pain'. You can also find "Parmesan rape" in Montreal grocery stores, since 'rapé' is French for 'grated'.
Wednesday, May 12, 2004
Penls Owners Manual
What's next? Penis Usage for Dummies? I remember reading about a scientific study which proved that men really do become more stupid when looking at pictures of attractive women, so I guess that title would be an oxymoron.
What's next? Penis Usage for Dummies? I remember reading about a scientific study which proved that men really do become more stupid when looking at pictures of attractive women, so I guess that title would be an oxymoron.
Tuesday, May 11, 2004
Bring Thousands of Visitors to Your Web Site
Well, let's see if this works. Come on visitors in your thousands...come to GoodThingsFromSpam.com!
Well, let's see if this works. Come on visitors in your thousands...come to GoodThingsFromSpam.com!
Monday, May 10, 2004
All weekend hardness Vjones - chess board hands
The first part of this spam, well, we all know what that's about. The second part is fascinating though. I've heard of dishpan hands, but never chess board hands. Do chess players get blisters, welts and wheals from manipulating their pawns too much? Or is this some strange affliction which has nothing to do with chess, but which produces a checkerboard pattern on your skin? Could it be a side effect of the aforementioned "all weekend hardness?"
The first part of this spam, well, we all know what that's about. The second part is fascinating though. I've heard of dishpan hands, but never chess board hands. Do chess players get blisters, welts and wheals from manipulating their pawns too much? Or is this some strange affliction which has nothing to do with chess, but which produces a checkerboard pattern on your skin? Could it be a side effect of the aforementioned "all weekend hardness?"
Sunday, May 09, 2004
Sinners help
They do? Where can I get one and how much do they charge?
They do? Where can I get one and how much do they charge?
