Saturday, May 22, 2004
get a university diploma even if you don’t deserve it!
This already happens to a number of people who attend universities. Oddly though, I received another spam offering Gangbang Lessons. So there is some spam promoting qualifications to those who aren't qualified and other spam promoting lessons where lessons aren't necessary.
This already happens to a number of people who attend universities. Oddly though, I received another spam offering Gangbang Lessons. So there is some spam promoting qualifications to those who aren't qualified and other spam promoting lessons where lessons aren't necessary.
Friday, May 21, 2004
Good news regarding the econovk
Let's hear it for the econovk! However the economy...not so good. Maybe this would be an effective way of euphemizing reality. Just spell the ends of significant words differently. The war in Iraq? Going badly. But the wav? No casualties or torture there! Terrorism? A new attack every week. Terrorijf? No problem!
And, as if to make my point, here's another spam received at the same time: Economy is finally getting bettki
Spam is the new Prozac. I mean Prozdf.
Let's hear it for the econovk! However the economy...not so good. Maybe this would be an effective way of euphemizing reality. Just spell the ends of significant words differently. The war in Iraq? Going badly. But the wav? No casualties or torture there! Terrorism? A new attack every week. Terrorijf? No problem!
And, as if to make my point, here's another spam received at the same time: Economy is finally getting bettki
Spam is the new Prozac. I mean Prozdf.
Thursday, May 20, 2004
To your prosperous future Jirving, cowboy clocks
You know, there was probably some scam artist wandering around Switzerland 500 years ago passing out hand-written flyers telling people that they could have a prosperous future making cuckoo clocks. And then someone actually did. So, residents of Texas (and especially J. Irving), get to work on those cowboy clocks. A "yee-haw" on the hour, every hour.
You know, there was probably some scam artist wandering around Switzerland 500 years ago passing out hand-written flyers telling people that they could have a prosperous future making cuckoo clocks. And then someone actually did. So, residents of Texas (and especially J. Irving), get to work on those cowboy clocks. A "yee-haw" on the hour, every hour.
Wednesday, May 19, 2004
stubborn as a muar
Well, there you go! Here's me thinking mules were stubborn all these years, when actually it's their distant cousins the muars which should be taking the blame for obstinacy. If only spam had been around in Aesop's day we might have had some more interesting proverbs handed down to us, such as, "Don't count your churkles before they are hatched" and "Buols of a feather flock together."
Well, there you go! Here's me thinking mules were stubborn all these years, when actually it's their distant cousins the muars which should be taking the blame for obstinacy. If only spam had been around in Aesop's day we might have had some more interesting proverbs handed down to us, such as, "Don't count your churkles before they are hatched" and "Buols of a feather flock together."
Tuesday, May 18, 2004
major news released with much more to follow
Will there ever be an end to major news? It's worse than spam, and there's always so much more of it to follow. With Tom Brokaw retiring in December, wouldn't this be a good time to stop sending major news, and just release the minor news that really affects us?
Will there ever be an end to major news? It's worse than spam, and there's always so much more of it to follow. With Tom Brokaw retiring in December, wouldn't this be a good time to stop sending major news, and just release the minor news that really affects us?
Monday, May 17, 2004
Do you prefer anal advantages?
What an interesting question. I suppose that very few people would prefer to have anal disadvantages, although the makers of Depends are presumably happy that some people have such disadvantages whether they prefer them or not. But what are these advantages, I wonder? I don't want Good Things From Spam to become scatlogical, so I'll only confess to being anally neutral. Oh, I just thought of one: being able to light your farts is a definite anal advantage. Maybe this spam is promoting a fart-lighting how-to guide.
What an interesting question. I suppose that very few people would prefer to have anal disadvantages, although the makers of Depends are presumably happy that some people have such disadvantages whether they prefer them or not. But what are these advantages, I wonder? I don't want Good Things From Spam to become scatlogical, so I'll only confess to being anally neutral. Oh, I just thought of one: being able to light your farts is a definite anal advantage. Maybe this spam is promoting a fart-lighting how-to guide.
Sunday, May 16, 2004
igdustrialism mascubine
It seems as though the person writing this had a bad cold, which somehow transferred itself to their keyboard.
It seems as though the person writing this had a bad cold, which somehow transferred itself to their keyboard.
