Saturday, May 29, 2004
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Oh, I think I'd notice if my trachea was missing. And if it was, I can hardly imagine that I'd overvalue its return. Still, you never know when you might need a spare one. Perhaps the sender of this spam could throw in a tibia and a couple of colons for free, and then I might consider the offer.
Oh, I think I'd notice if my trachea was missing. And if it was, I can hardly imagine that I'd overvalue its return. Still, you never know when you might need a spare one. Perhaps the sender of this spam could throw in a tibia and a couple of colons for free, and then I might consider the offer.
Friday, May 28, 2004
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It's a shame I'm not writing a novel about a detective in a futuristic noir setting, like Blade Runner, because Nitumen Gufshoe would be a perfect name for the lead character.
It's a shame I'm not writing a novel about a detective in a futuristic noir setting, like Blade Runner, because Nitumen Gufshoe would be a perfect name for the lead character.
Thursday, May 27, 2004
Dig you say..in your sleep?
Well that explains why I need a new mattress, the blisters on my hands each morning and the small shovel under my pillow which makes it really hard to get comfortable. It would probably be easier if I just looked under the bed for that lost sock, but at least it's a way of burning some extra calories at night!
Well that explains why I need a new mattress, the blisters on my hands each morning and the small shovel under my pillow which makes it really hard to get comfortable. It would probably be easier if I just looked under the bed for that lost sock, but at least it's a way of burning some extra calories at night!
Wednesday, May 26, 2004
Buy Valium Online For Less mummy
Older ladies have always turned me on, but these are really old.
Two separate spams. I had no idea that there was a roaring trade exchanging Egyptian mummy parts for medications. How much less mummy can you offer for your Valium, I wonder? Just a finger, maybe, or an ear? And then, oddly, I'm told that these older ladies who turn on the sender of the second spam (but not me, I hasten to add) are not just old, but really old. Could they be mummies? What can I get for an entire limb, I wonder?
Older ladies have always turned me on, but these are really old.
Two separate spams. I had no idea that there was a roaring trade exchanging Egyptian mummy parts for medications. How much less mummy can you offer for your Valium, I wonder? Just a finger, maybe, or an ear? And then, oddly, I'm told that these older ladies who turn on the sender of the second spam (but not me, I hasten to add) are not just old, but really old. Could they be mummies? What can I get for an entire limb, I wonder?
Tuesday, May 25, 2004
annotate guesswork
Yes, that's the secret to a great career in science: make sure your guesswork is thoroughly annotated. Footnotes that refer to other people's guesswork make any publication more authoritative, and, before you know it, you've proven that cold fusion works!
Yes, that's the secret to a great career in science: make sure your guesswork is thoroughly annotated. Footnotes that refer to other people's guesswork make any publication more authoritative, and, before you know it, you've proven that cold fusion works!
Monday, May 24, 2004
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This spam seems to trip up on a couple of the basic rules of advertising. First, telling people they're wasting their money (even if it is just a few bucks) is generally a bad idea. Second, no matter how much one might want to increase one's size (or sizeee), there's not much point doing it if the result is unbearable. Maybe there's a new strain of honest spam out there, but I can't see it lasting.
This spam seems to trip up on a couple of the basic rules of advertising. First, telling people they're wasting their money (even if it is just a few bucks) is generally a bad idea. Second, no matter how much one might want to increase one's size (or sizeee), there's not much point doing it if the result is unbearable. Maybe there's a new strain of honest spam out there, but I can't see it lasting.
Sunday, May 23, 2004
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Oh, so those are your phone calls! The ones offering me a new protection plan for my credit card while I'm trying to prepare dinner. Maybe if I try sepakngi in agnarmas too tehy wton bethor me nay moer.
Oh, so those are your phone calls! The ones offering me a new protection plan for my credit card while I'm trying to prepare dinner. Maybe if I try sepakngi in agnarmas too tehy wton bethor me nay moer.
