Saturday, June 12, 2004
Hey, want to have some fun tonight? .!, Get someone to take out from
here and everything will be awesome
What's this for? Chinese food flavored with Ecstasy instead of MSG? I like the fact that I don't actually have to buy anything or go anywhere, just get someone else to do it. Awesome.
here and everything will be awesome
What's this for? Chinese food flavored with Ecstasy instead of MSG? I like the fact that I don't actually have to buy anything or go anywhere, just get someone else to do it. Awesome.
Friday, June 11, 2004
bring forth the womenz at once!...adv:adl...
This sounds like a line from an early Schwarzenegger movie. I'd love to be in a situation just one time in my life where I could say, with a straight face, "Bring forth the womenz at once!" and there be a slight chance that womenz might actually be brought forth. Just one time? Please?
This sounds like a line from an early Schwarzenegger movie. I'd love to be in a situation just one time in my life where I could say, with a straight face, "Bring forth the womenz at once!" and there be a slight chance that womenz might actually be brought forth. Just one time? Please?
Thursday, June 10, 2004
Memory - 62% Improvement
Well, that should help me remember the years 1982-94. Except for that one night in Billericay.
Well, that should help me remember the years 1982-94. Except for that one night in Billericay.
Wednesday, June 09, 2004
rangeland whirligig
Isn't that an Amish farm helicopter, powered by three strapping young men in hats and a mule, also wearing a hat? When the whole village works together (except for the women, who provide a constant supply of lemonade) they can construct one of these whirligigs between sunrise and sundown. I can just picture the Ride of the Valkyries scene from the Amish version of Apocalypse Now, as the rangeland whirligigs approach in formation: "I love the smell of manure in the morning."
Isn't that an Amish farm helicopter, powered by three strapping young men in hats and a mule, also wearing a hat? When the whole village works together (except for the women, who provide a constant supply of lemonade) they can construct one of these whirligigs between sunrise and sundown. I can just picture the Ride of the Valkyries scene from the Amish version of Apocalypse Now, as the rangeland whirligigs approach in formation: "I love the smell of manure in the morning."
Tuesday, June 08, 2004
swivel
I did! And it really is fun, though you get a bit dizzy after a couple of turns. Just make sure that you don't swivel at the same time as you dribble (see April 26th's entry). Other people in your office won't appreciate it.
I did! And it really is fun, though you get a bit dizzy after a couple of turns. Just make sure that you don't swivel at the same time as you dribble (see April 26th's entry). Other people in your office won't appreciate it.
Monday, June 07, 2004
are you struggleing with cr¤±e¤±d¤±i¤±t or fi¤±na¤±nc¤±ial stress
No, I'm trying to understand why someone would go to so much trouble typing all those symbols (which look a bit like a Japanese fence - thanks, Sid) and then spell 'struggling' wrong. I've recieved plenty of dyslexic spam, but this is the first one which stutters.
No, I'm trying to understand why someone would go to so much trouble typing all those symbols (which look a bit like a Japanese fence - thanks, Sid) and then spell 'struggling' wrong. I've recieved plenty of dyslexic spam, but this is the first one which stutters.
Sunday, June 06, 2004
We Have 800 Expensive Softwares For U To Choose From $40 each escargot
Jeez, if they're selling French snails for $40 each, then they're right - their software must be expensive!
Jeez, if they're selling French snails for $40 each, then they're right - their software must be expensive!
