Saturday, June 26, 2004
Ffbgrldeoo i finally found what you were looking for
I much prefer Ffbgrldeoo to the overused Eureka when exclaiming a discovery. If you actually practice saying it a few times it has a nice build up and an expressive, self-congratulatory finish, with a hint of blackberries and wild sage. Perfect with red meats and game.
I much prefer Ffbgrldeoo to the overused Eureka when exclaiming a discovery. If you actually practice saying it a few times it has a nice build up and an expressive, self-congratulatory finish, with a hint of blackberries and wild sage. Perfect with red meats and game.
Friday, June 25, 2004
bonbon ruffians related to 13
The movie 13, starring Holly Hunter, is a cautionary (and probably terrifying, if you're the parent of a teenage girl) tale of youth gone astray. The main character gets peer-pressured into trying drugs, sex, piercings and other stuff parents don't want their kids to do even though they did them themselves. However I had no idea, until receiving this spam, that there is a related group of teenagers running amok called the bonbon ruffians. The streets and candy stores are no longer safe.
The movie 13, starring Holly Hunter, is a cautionary (and probably terrifying, if you're the parent of a teenage girl) tale of youth gone astray. The main character gets peer-pressured into trying drugs, sex, piercings and other stuff parents don't want their kids to do even though they did them themselves. However I had no idea, until receiving this spam, that there is a related group of teenagers running amok called the bonbon ruffians. The streets and candy stores are no longer safe.
Thursday, June 24, 2004
microscope 943 cowards
I'm not sure how many cowards can even fit under a microscope, but if they can, it would constitute a perfectly reasonable explanation why they're cowards in the first place.
I'm not sure how many cowards can even fit under a microscope, but if they can, it would constitute a perfectly reasonable explanation why they're cowards in the first place.
Wednesday, June 23, 2004
masochism acetate
I decided to do some of research and see exactly what acetate is, what it's used for and how it's made. It turns out that the fabrication process involves quite a bit of extrusion, which sounds painful, and might be where the masochism comes in. In addition, acetate threads are often interwoven with other materials to make fabrics for clothes, such as scarves, and bandages. Again, I think we can see the link. It's great that the web has provided an conduit for such bizarre fetishists to communicate with each other, though you'd think that www.acetatemasochists.com would be a better forum than spam.
I decided to do some of research and see exactly what acetate is, what it's used for and how it's made. It turns out that the fabrication process involves quite a bit of extrusion, which sounds painful, and might be where the masochism comes in. In addition, acetate threads are often interwoven with other materials to make fabrics for clothes, such as scarves, and bandages. Again, I think we can see the link. It's great that the web has provided an conduit for such bizarre fetishists to communicate with each other, though you'd think that www.acetatemasochists.com would be a better forum than spam.
Tuesday, June 22, 2004
sturm siegfried patagonia
I'm a bit worried about this one. I think it might signal some kind of Nazi resurgence in South America, but it could also be an Argentinian death metal band promoting a new CD.
I'm a bit worried about this one. I think it might signal some kind of Nazi resurgence in South America, but it could also be an Argentinian death metal band promoting a new CD.
Monday, June 21, 2004
No_Waiting chase cufflink harpsichord
Why, oh why does spam have to do that? There I was, thinking I was going to impress the girls with my pair of cufflink harpsichords, but now everyone will have some. And they don't even have to wait. At least I still have the advantage of being able to play both at once using toothpicks. It took years of practice, which might explain my need to impress girls.
Why, oh why does spam have to do that? There I was, thinking I was going to impress the girls with my pair of cufflink harpsichords, but now everyone will have some. And they don't even have to wait. At least I still have the advantage of being able to play both at once using toothpicks. It took years of practice, which might explain my need to impress girls.
Sunday, June 20, 2004
Web hosting company,dust
Often heard at Silicon Valley funeral services, circa 2000. But the wheel of life continues, and Windows still crashes...
Often heard at Silicon Valley funeral services, circa 2000. But the wheel of life continues, and Windows still crashes...
