Saturday, July 10, 2004
stay hard longer spastic zigging
Erectile disfunction is a problem which appears to effect many men who have email addresses. So it's no wonder that they are targeted with spam. What is surprising is that some ED-sufferers might choose to accompany their prolonged erections with spastic zigging. I'm worried they might inflict permanent injuries on themselves or their partners. Please, please, practise safe sex, and try zagging instead of zigging once in a while - she might just like it!
Erectile disfunction is a problem which appears to effect many men who have email addresses. So it's no wonder that they are targeted with spam. What is surprising is that some ED-sufferers might choose to accompany their prolonged erections with spastic zigging. I'm worried they might inflict permanent injuries on themselves or their partners. Please, please, practise safe sex, and try zagging instead of zigging once in a while - she might just like it!
Friday, July 09, 2004
confiscatory shrinkage
That's what might happen to you if you encounter a particularly sharp-toothed sniffer dog when going through customs with a bag of heroin stuffed down the front of your jeans.
That's what might happen to you if you encounter a particularly sharp-toothed sniffer dog when going through customs with a bag of heroin stuffed down the front of your jeans.
Thursday, July 08, 2004
heathenish
I like this new adjective. Heathenish would describe people who call themselves Christian but who read horoscopes, wear mood rings and worry about their Karma. They don't live in mud huts, sacrifice animals to the gods or have excessively hairy knuckles, so they're not pure heathen, but they don't go to church every Sunday either, and will be near the back of the line at the Pearly Gates, alongside Madonna, probably.
I like this new adjective. Heathenish would describe people who call themselves Christian but who read horoscopes, wear mood rings and worry about their Karma. They don't live in mud huts, sacrifice animals to the gods or have excessively hairy knuckles, so they're not pure heathen, but they don't go to church every Sunday either, and will be near the back of the line at the Pearly Gates, alongside Madonna, probably.
Wednesday, July 07, 2004
Oh Boy, This is The Best nynhfywnrawvurgg
I believe that nynhfywnrawvurgg is the Welsh equivalent of the Scotttish delicacy haggis. It's made by stuffing a goat's stomach (dead, of course) with 18 leeks, a couple of potatoes, cheese, toast and the odd mole, if available. Garnished with daffodils, it makes for a great main course when inviting over in-laws, rugby players or vampires.
I believe that nynhfywnrawvurgg is the Welsh equivalent of the Scotttish delicacy haggis. It's made by stuffing a goat's stomach (dead, of course) with 18 leeks, a couple of potatoes, cheese, toast and the odd mole, if available. Garnished with daffodils, it makes for a great main course when inviting over in-laws, rugby players or vampires.
Tuesday, July 06, 2004
size matters physiotherapy cowbell
This spam is selling a dingling dong distension device.
This spam is selling a dingling dong distension device.
Monday, July 05, 2004
WE SAVE U $1250 ON 3 SOFTWARES referred marriage whenever
Er, that's the kind of fine print you don't want to miss. It's all very well saving big bucks on software, but when some woman shows up on your doorstep with a priest, you'll regret it, even if she does come with a reference.
Er, that's the kind of fine print you don't want to miss. It's all very well saving big bucks on software, but when some woman shows up on your doorstep with a priest, you'll regret it, even if she does come with a reference.
Sunday, July 04, 2004
Drive any car today
Okay - today the Batmobile, tomorrow the Popemobile, and the day after that Michael Schumacher's Formula 1 Ferrari. This is a great offer!
Okay - today the Batmobile, tomorrow the Popemobile, and the day after that Michael Schumacher's Formula 1 Ferrari. This is a great offer!
