Saturday, July 17, 2004
watch your wife smile nowhere
This one is kind of sad. And yet disturbing. And yet confusing. And yet poetic. Call me
a sad, disturbed, confused poet, if you must. I too shall smile nowhere.
This one is kind of sad. And yet disturbing. And yet confusing. And yet poetic. Call me
a sad, disturbed, confused poet, if you must. I too shall smile nowhere.
Friday, July 16, 2004
live large dessicate bluebush
I had always believed that living large meant indulging in copious amounts of wine, women and song, or buying a baseball team, or piloting the first manned spaceship to Mars, or all of the above (though not at the same time). But now, thanks to spam, I have learned to re-asses the values I once held so dear. Desiccating blue bushes is the new benchmark of living large. Spam is changing the way we live.
I had always believed that living large meant indulging in copious amounts of wine, women and song, or buying a baseball team, or piloting the first manned spaceship to Mars, or all of the above (though not at the same time). But now, thanks to spam, I have learned to re-asses the values I once held so dear. Desiccating blue bushes is the new benchmark of living large. Spam is changing the way we live.
Thursday, July 15, 2004
Become a E-Bay Masterseller - shoji milk
Somewhere in Japan there is a training centre where monks instruct their pupils in the ancient martial art of E-Bay selling, or shoji. A 'milk' is the highest grade of shoji (what in English we would call a 'masterseller'), a level one can attain after passing through the 'juice' and 'soda' levels.
Somewhere in Japan there is a training centre where monks instruct their pupils in the ancient martial art of E-Bay selling, or shoji. A 'milk' is the highest grade of shoji (what in English we would call a 'masterseller'), a level one can attain after passing through the 'juice' and 'soda' levels.
Wednesday, July 14, 2004
Ever think you could buy Cialis online? It's true. springe
Apparently buying ED-treating drugs online is now so commonplace that a verb has been created to describe the practice. I springe, you springe, he springes, she springes (though less often, I guess). I imagine that there are conversations like this taking place all over the planet:
"Darling, I'd love to see you tomorrow night. Can you make it?"
"Sure, honey. I'll go online and springe right now. Get ready for a looong weekend."
Apparently buying ED-treating drugs online is now so commonplace that a verb has been created to describe the practice. I springe, you springe, he springes, she springes (though less often, I guess). I imagine that there are conversations like this taking place all over the planet:
"Darling, I'd love to see you tomorrow night. Can you make it?"
"Sure, honey. I'll go online and springe right now. Get ready for a looong weekend."
Tuesday, July 13, 2004
this is the best darwin square
The darwin square is a dance performed in the southern US, where participants drop out one by one from exhaustion, thereby leading to the survival of the fittest. Fundamentalist Christians invariably boycott darwin square dances, so they have to resort to surreptitious means of promotion, such as spam.
The darwin square is a dance performed in the southern US, where participants drop out one by one from exhaustion, thereby leading to the survival of the fittest. Fundamentalist Christians invariably boycott darwin square dances, so they have to resort to surreptitious means of promotion, such as spam.
Monday, July 12, 2004
how are you diong!
Im diong fien! Hwo wsa taht speillng be contset lsat mnoth? Weer yuo teh wiennr?
Im diong fien! Hwo wsa taht speillng be contset lsat mnoth? Weer yuo teh wiennr?
Sunday, July 11, 2004
is it you
is it really you?
Two different spams in the same batch. Yes, it really is me. Good grief - who did you think I was!? I've been me as long as I can remember, which is at least 7 or 8 months.
is it really you?
Two different spams in the same batch. Yes, it really is me. Good grief - who did you think I was!? I've been me as long as I can remember, which is at least 7 or 8 months.
